Corn

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

— P. T. Barnum

Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

merman, with much horror: oh

Me? I can push myself to do the same task daily for 8 months, forget one day, and it's gone. I realize 3 weeks later that i have not done it a single time since.

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

(+ my fav comment about him: sean's so funny he makes jimmy laugh like a normal human)

(+ my fav comment about him: sean's so funny he makes jimmy laugh like a normal human)

that’s between emergency medical services and god

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.