i can be the monster you can be the prey

A real man can provide wisdom and childlike humour at the flick of a switch! My talents are unmatched

Smell isn’t that bad

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.

URGENT: MAN HEARD MOANING WHILE EATING RICE

So many anti-science (and particularly, anti-vax) people apply their diet and orthorexia culture to medicine. That is one of the things you will hear over and over again. “I actually read the ingredients of this vaccine and it has [SUBSTANCE] in it so I will not let my child get vaccinated.” which is exactly how these people grocery shop, I’m sure. No understanding of chemistry, no research into why that ingredient is in there, what it is doing to help make the vaccine safe and effective and what amount would make it toxic to the human body. They will be like “Oh my god, there is hydrochloric acid in there! I’m not going to research into why it is in there (in small amounts as a PH stabilizer), it’s hydrochloric acid (the human body creates it naturally) and they’re trying to inject this into our children!”

me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character's fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd

[said with so much adoration in my heart it physically hurts] why would they say that. what do they mean by that. why would they do this❤️ [also said while knowing exactly why they'd do this and, in fact, having done hours of analysis into why they'd do this]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

yes

*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know