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if i look back, i am lost

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

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I needed to see this today.
My knight could totally beat- beat off- no- beat of- no! Beat up your knight. Shtt fuck. Sir I’m sorry I did it wrong he’s drawing his blade
"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

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me as a mom
i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie
collecting these
HOW could i forget this classic
I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours
Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.
Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

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Check me out on tiktok for the next couple days as I post my Best and Worst reads of each month in 2025!
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Advent Calendar 2025 - Day 10
“Playing the fiddle and bringing everyone into a dance, your next guest can’t help but to make everyone smile!”
#biblically accurate percabeth
The three weed smoking girlfriends: wisdom, courage, and power
As lesbians they possess the power to top, the courage to bottom, and the wisdom to switch

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“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”
— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times
after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph
Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:
“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”