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Can we all agree in advance that, when Woke 2 hits, we need to make government penis-milking factories a reality, rather than just Jordan Peterson's paranoid fantasy?

Woke 2, in fact, needs to *actually* do all of things conservatives claimed Woke 1 was doing.

We WILL make litterboxes available in classrooms for children who identify as cats. We WILL introduce tax incentives to film and games studios to depict straight white men as evil and recast legacy characters as Black women with nose rings. We WILL punish your child for assuming male pronouns when referring to Julius Caesar.

We WILL replace all corporate HR departments with cultural Marxist political officers enforcing critical race theory-informed diversity-equity-and-inclusion policies, and you WILL go to prison for misgendering trans people.

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

The argument that the term “narcissistic abuse” is fine to use because narcissist or narcissistic doesn’t refer to people with NPD is silly. That’s like saying autist or autistic doesn’t refer to someone with autism.

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

i have made a mistake posting this here. what i expected was an audience of other cool and attractive tumblr communists to laugh at the relatable, ironic twitter joke. what i got, however, was a set of weird, dripless individuals taking it at full value and proceeding to bicker about the best ways to remain completely parched dripless in our society. i no longer want to be exposed to the inner workings of your piteous, pansexual minds. thank you.

Reblog to give a big hug to a depressed trans person

I dunno, man, it worked for two hundred and fifty years and had to be sabotaged from within. Your washing machine that old? How many laptops you owned?