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The fact that this building is as magnificent as it is and yet I have never heard of it before now tells me both that it is occupied by some sort of mind-controlling and possibly time-traveling covert organization and that their power is weakening.

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

Respect.

And then when there’s no one left to do those jobs because everyone else is so highly educated, the government will have no choice but to bring in foreigners to do them instead which will no doubt lead to the eventual “damn all these immigrants trying to steal our jobs”

The poor thing

THIS MAKES ME SAD

HOW DID A FOUR PANEL COMIC ABOUT A KRAKEN MAKE ME FEEL THINGS!?!?!

#she is the opposite of ‘on a stage'  #she in the middle of troops  #surrounded on all sides  #and like a foot shorter than everyone  #but she still seems like SHE’S ON A STAGE  #you might have tons of metal and rockets and lasers  #but she’s the one who’ll tell you what to do with them and where and when  #and you will say ‘yes ma'am’

Re-reblogging my favourite Leia moment. I vividly remember seeing this moment for the first time and being blown away by the fact that she was tiny but clearly In Charge of this moment. It was a formative moment for young me.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

We never find out what the musical is ever about. We just get shown bits and pieces of dialogue, songs, and choreography throughout the episodes. But every new piece of the musical that’s revealed only adds to the mystery… it’s just a confusing hodgepodge of genres and seemingly unrelated side plots and characters.

YES!!!!!