An Array of Metal

Height differences in a ship where one is significantly younger than the other:

"Is there a problem?"

And she just says

"Are you a fucking gay"

And I'm like

"Geez what gave it away" becayse I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse me and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally all the usual

Gay is everywhere, literally everyone is gay, blah blah blah. Now she's so loud myself comes in running from outside just to see what's going on

I just turned around and said

"Idk who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that"

Her myself just hit the roof, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling swearing having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn't know like that....

And then he myself finishes with the classic line....

"What did you think was going to happen with you being gay?! Of course that's what's going on"

So she not only embarassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out myself is gay