@ me next time

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

thinking about developing a social skill soon

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

995 years left on mother's sentence