so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

my other grounding technique is remembering that the earliest abolitionists & the earliest suffragists had no proof that the world would ever make possible what they fought for and indeed many of them did not live to see it come to pass. and yet they did not succumb to despair so it would be disrespectful to their memory to let it overtake me

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

save me hot shower

"stardew valley is a relaxing game" genuinely we are not having the same experience

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

am i the coolest loser you know