I Love McDonalds I Love Charge My Phone

Sometimes a family is a disgraced knight a gay alcoholic priest and a teenage girl who is also Jesus Christ

That's because this is Silmarillion

i cannot believe that ser duncan the tall is Genuinely the first victim of "i accidentally got seven pussies to eat tomorrow"

in ten years HBO is going to announce the Robert's Rebellion spin off and the investment in nedbert stocks is going to pay off then

Jon snow is a friend you worry about.

If I was Jon snow I’d just stay dead. Wtf do I gotta live for? Nobody fuck with me except a twink and 3 dudes that get no play. I’m surprised he didn’t kill himself. Cold as fuck my whole family dead weak ass haircut fucked up hand face all cut up a bastard. Shit.

What if YOU 🫵 were a bisexual fish-man 🐟 🧍‍♂️ and your CRUSH 😻 was slumming it 🙅‍♂️ with a HUMAN named KYLE 🤓 AT THE CLUB 🕺🪩🕺 and you HATED BANANAS 🍌 and you PUKED GLITTER ✨ ✨ ✨

elves hated sauron for being the world's first gay ginger