always trying

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

divorcebearing hips

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully