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Hi! I’m Jamie, or Rick, whichever you prefer. I’m a writer, and I yearner, and all I want to do is share my stories with people.

I’m working on a lot of stories, you’ll see them all eventually, until then let’s get some things straight

I have a Patreon, if you’re interested in supporting me, buying commissions, and the like.

This post is going to be updated as frequently as I can, until then please enjoy my ramblings

Here’s some master posts containing some short stories I’ve written on here:

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Can someone kill me? Thanks in advance

Man have you considered not hanging out with the Girl Who Doesn't Like You, since she doesn't like you and nothing you do will change that.

Just, like, an idea? Because you really sound like you're losing your mind.

Oh yeah I’ve considered it for sure. But then it’s almost like she likes me and I get a little bit of hope.

The whole story is complicated (I’ve known her for ten years, blah blah blah.).

Point is: this is making me a better writer in the long run. So. Hah. Jokes on her.

Went to zoo with Girl Who Doesn’t Like Me, she still doesn’t like me. I am doing far better than I should be, perhaps it’s the lack of sleep

Oh yeah btw I know the exact plot of Stuart Fails to Save the Universe because it’s plainly obvious.

The show is going to trick us into believing it’s a true multiverse story that is actually in TBBT universe. Which… it is, just not the way the shows trying to make us think.

Reality will be (at the very end of the show, whether it lasts more than one season or not this will be the last bit) it’s just been Stuart working on a comic book the entire time because he wanted to put his art degree to good work and make some extra money.

This is what’s going to happen. If it does not I will livestream myself grabbing a crow from outside and eating it.

#the big bang theory #stuart fails to save the universe

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Remember how this ends, Jamie. End it now. End it now. End it now.

There’s only so many walls you can punch before you realize the only thing that’s going to break is your hand

Like, looking at the couple playing pool next to us and it’s just… why can’t we have that?

It’s not my fault she doesn’t want to be with me. It’s not my fault she doesn’t want a relationship. It’s not my fault she’s not over this guy.

However.

It is my fault that I managed to fall in love with her. It is my fault that I insist on hanging out and talking to a person who doesn’t want anything to do with me.

It is my fault that I’m being a dumbass.

But that’s fine, I just don’t have much longer for her to decide.

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The summoned hero has one critical flaw: They have sociopathic and psychopathic traits. However, psychopathy and sociopathy don't automatically equate to being a bad person. The hero genuinely tries to do the right thing, resulting in situations which are either hilarious or horrifying...

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Dead or alive it said, that doesn’t mean in one piece.

He had killed people, the least I could do was take him out back and make him go pop. It wasn’t my fault that the pop was a literal pop, I didn’t even know I could do that, I just felt like trying.

Anyway. Point is I was covered in blood, carrying a head, because apparently the part you want to pop isn’t the part that pops but whatever.

I think a kid started crying at one point? I don’t really remember it’s not like I paid attention.

“I have your guy,” I said as I placed the head down on the guild counter. They had asked for this, begged for me specifically, I don’t know why they were giving me such a horrific look.

“Oh my God that’s Paul,” someone said. I didn’t ask for his name, just my coin and to do a good deed. “He’s killed Paul!”

“Paul!” Someone else cried as he came to cradle the head in his hands. “He’s killed my boy, my darling boy! He’s a monster! He’s killed my son.”

“I fulfilled a bounty,” I shrugged. “Not your fault your son was a vicious murderer.”

“You idiot! They look nothing alike!”

I squinted at the wanted poster, when had I lost my glasses? Maybe he was right, this was not the man I needed to kill. Oops.

“Was Paul…” I tried to find a way to frame the question. “A bit of a dick? Because if he was I believe I solved the problem.”

The people in the building continued to cry, and I was beginning to feel awkward, so I simply left. Nobody followed me.

I had a bounty to finish anyway.

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James Olsen I am going to beat the shit out of you what are we doing big man

#my adventures with superman #mawsm

You guys are never going to believe this… but I’m starting a Patreon

Exclusive access to my novels in the future, a weekly short story, and several variations of commissions on my store page

I’m gonna be honest, I’m not really sure what I’m doing in this space. And I’ll be extra honest; I need the money, bad.

If you can support, please do. I’ll greatly appreciate it.

For now I only have the one tier at five dollars a month for exclusive access to short stories, along with three variations for short stories on my store page (2000 words at $100, 1000 words at $50, 500 words at $25)

You don’t have to support me, but it would go a long way

Here’s the Patreon, thank you.

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I am the dumbest man in America btw

Hanging out with a girl who does not want to be with me

Hahahahaha kill me

So. I’m holding off on deleting the account because I need a place to vent. I also need a place to get the writing out.

I probably won’t post very often, but I’ll be here

It’s funny knowing how something is going to end. Funny knowing that when the choice comes down to me and someone else it’s never me. It’s funny knowing that there’s absolutely nothing I can do to change the circumstances. It’s funny knowing that this person you love, and this person who loves you will never choose you. It’s funny knowing that you’re going to end up completely and utterly alone.

Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny?

My knuckles hurt, my head hurts, my heart is killing me.

I am alone in this. I am destined to be alone in this.

I am destined to be alone in this.

Isn’t it funny?

It’s funny that two people have never been more in sync. It’s funny that two people have never been more perfect for each other. It’s funny that those two people will never be together because one of them will always be the last choice.

Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny?

I am alone. And sometimes it feels like it isn’t even me anymore.

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Well that’s over. Bye folks.

Does anyone have a way for me to not wish I was dead about all of this? Does anyone have any way for me to get over this woman as fast as I possibly can because I cannot express this enough

She. Does. Not. Want. Me.

She does not want me, and I’m the BIGGEST idiot in the world

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