Boys4Bogs

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

i love the phrase "pet peeve". this is my dog made of dislike

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

I can’t believe there are people in this world who find ‘ambitious’ people attractive. If I was on a first date and the person I was talking to was like “Yeah, I’m an entrepreneur. It’s my dream to be a billionaire.” or “I plan to climb the corporation ladder to the top.” I’d be like ‘Ew, that’s disgusting.’ that is a terrible goal for a life partner to have.

will i eat a nuanceberry? depends

took out the trash today so my house bins are all empty im basically a #new person #life reset #i can achieve anything