gnarlyCradz

[12:19] GC: -SHUFFL3S ON OV3R TO TH3 1NCR3D1BL3 HULK-

[12:19] GC: -j3us wtf 3v3n 1s th1s guy-

[12:20] UU: *STARES at her* AND WHAT DO YOu WANT??

[12:20] GC: uh!

[12:20] GC: 4r3 you...

[12:20] GC: 1dk who3v3r th3 fuck th3 dud3 1 w4s 4ll t4ngl3d up w1th for th1s tr4n wr3ck???

[12:20] GC: w3 gott4 do th3 qu1z th1ng!

[12:21] UU: uGH. MuST WE? THOSE QuESTIONS ARE uNINSPIRED. AND BORING. AND STuPID.

[12:21] UU: IF YOu HAVE TO ASK ME QuESTIONS. ASK ME SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING!

[12:21] GC: uh 1 got on3!!!! wtf you b33n 34t1ng cuz you 4r3 moth3r fuck1n J4CK3D?

[12:23] UU: AH! EXCELLENT QuESTION!

[12:24] UU: *FLEX*

[12:24] UU: I'VE BEEN EATING. A LOT OF STEAK.

[12:24] UU: AND CANDY.

[12:24] GC: pshh wh4t k1nd4 c4ndy w3 t4lk1ng h3r3?

[12:24] GC: cuz ok4y f1rst off 1f your3 gonn4 s4y god d4mn3d r41s1n3tt3z 1m c4ll1n SH3N4NZ SO H4RD.

[12:25] UU: MOSTLY. SPECIAL STARDuST. IF I EVER CAME INTO CONTACT WITH A RAISINETTE.

[12:25] UU: I WOuLD VOMIT.

[12:25] UU: VIOLENTLY.

[12:25] UU: AND ALSO VOLuNTARILY.

[12:25] UU: BECAuSE OF MY EMOTIONAL DISGuST.

[12:25] UU: NOT BECAuSE OF A WEAK CONSTITuTION.

[12:26] GC: ...ok4y bro but l1k3 sp3c14l st4rdust soundz l1k3 som3 bullsh1t f4k3 th1ng.

[12:26] GC: JUST S4Y1N.

[12:26] UU: uM?? NO?? IT IS A REAL CANDY. THAT IS DELICIOuS. AND NECESSARY FOR A YOuNG CHERuB'S GROWTH.

[12:26] UU: DON'T YOu KNOW ANYTHING??

[12:26] GC: YO QU3ST1ON TH3 S3COND.

[12:26] GC: wh4t th3 FUCKZ 4 ch3rub.

[12:26] UU: I'M A CHERuB. OBVIOuSLY.

[12:27] GC: Y34H BUT L1K3.

[12:27] GC: your3 uh.

[12:27] UU: uSE CONTEXT CLuES, DIPSHIT.

[12:27] GC: wow stfu!!!!

[12:28] GC: 1m sorry 1m not l1k3 4 SP4C3 HULK who 34tz d1pp1n dotz or som3 sh1t >8P

[12:30] UU: MMM. DIPPIN DOTS.

[12:30] UU: WHY THE FuCK AM I STANDING HERE. TALKING TO SOME uGLY TROLL WENCH. WHEN I COuLD BE EATING DIPPIN DOTS??

[12:31] GC: pff cuz 1m 4 PR3TTY B1G D34L yknow!!!!

[12:31] UU: *eyes her* AND WHO ARE YOu?

[12:32] GC: oh my GODD.

[12:32] GC: do3s l1k3.

[12:32] GC: no on3 3v3n w4tch tv!

[12:32] GC: or R34D 4BOUT SPORTZ?

[12:33] UU: YOu DON'T READ ABOuT SPORTS, IDIOT. YOu PLAY SPORTS.

[12:34] GC: UH YOU DO BOTH.

[12:34] GC: l1k3!1!!

[12:34] GC: 41nt you 3v3r h34rd of som3on3 pl4y1n FOOTB4LL?

[12:34] UU: uH. DuH???

[12:36] GC: W3LL YOU W4TCH 3M DO 1T ON TV!!!!

[12:36] GC: 4nd 1M 4 sk83r grl b4b3z!

[12:36] GC: TH3 B3ST P MUCH.

[12:37] UU: A SKATER /GIRL/?? PSSH.

[12:37] UU: YEAH.

[12:37] UU: OKAY.

[12:37] UU: SuRE THING, HONEY.

[12:37] GC: 1 41NT YOUR HON3Y!!!

[12:37] GC: -wh4ts th1s-

[12:37] GC: -TH3 P4TR14RCHY W4NTS TO F1GHT-

[12:37] GC: 1mm4 show you som3 mov3z R1GHT NOW!-

[12:37] GC: -WH1PS OUT 4 BO4RD-

[12:37] UU: HA HA. OKAY.

[12:37] UU: CuTE.

[12:37] GC: BRUH TH1S 1S 4NYTH1NG BUT CUT3.

[12:37] GC: 1 H4V3 N3V3R B33N MOR3 S3R1OUS 1N MY L1F3.

[12:38] GC: 1MM4 SHR3D TH1S WHOL3 FUCK1N PL4C3.

[12:38] UU: JuST LIKE A MAN CAN, TOO. I'M SuRE. BLAH BLAH. WHATEVER MAKES YOu FEEL BETTER. WITH YOuR FRAGILE FEMALE SELF ESTEEM.

[12:39] GC: -NOT TH3 S3LF 3ST33MS-

[12:39] GC: th4tz wh4t th3y 4LL S4Y!!!!

[12:39] GC: -B3G1NS TO OLL13-

[12:39] UU: *WHOA!!!* ...

[12:39] UU: I'M NOT IMPRESSED.

[12:39] GC: 1 D1DNT ST4RT Y3T DUMB4SS!

[12:40] GC: -ST4RTS RUNN1NG TO P1CK UP SP33D 4ND TH3N DO3S TH3 SH1T-

[12:40] GC: -SK4T3R MOV3S-

[12:40] GC: -1 DUNNO-

[12:40] GC: -720 D1PSH1T TW1ST OR WH4T3V3R-

[12:40] UU: ...

[12:40] UU: I'VE SEEN BETTER.

[12:40] GC: WH444T.

[12:40] UU: PERFORMED BY A DuDE. I MIGHT ADD.

[12:40] GC: N4M3 ON3 DUD3.

[12:41] GC: n4m3 ON!

[12:41] GC: 3!

[12:41] GC: ON3!!

[12:42] UU: uH. YOu KNOW. THAT GuY.

[12:43] UU: THE BIRD GuY.

[12:43] GC: -d4v3spr1t3???-

[12:43] GC: h3 do3snt h4v3 L3GZ.

[12:44] UU: SINCE WHEN??

[12:44] UU: OH WELL.

[12:44] UU: EVEN WITHOuT LEGS. HE WOuLD STILL BE A BETTER SKATER. THAN YOu.

[12:45] GC: 1M P SUR3 SOM3ON3Z JUST T4LK1N J3LL13Z.

[12:45] UU: WHAT ARE YOu SAYING??

[12:46] GC: 1m s4y1n th3r3z no w4y YOU could shr3d l1k3 th4t!

[12:49] UU: WHY WOuLD I WANT TO SHRED. LIKE A WIMPY GIRL??

[12:49] GC: YOUR3 GONN4 SHR3D L1K3 CH33S3 ON 4 CH33S3 GR4T3R!

[12:49] GC: CUZ 1!

[12:49] GC: 4M!

[12:49] GC: OUT13!

[12:50] UU: YEAH. WHATEVER!! LATER, BITCH.

[12:50] UU: tumut

[11:30] GC: -SK11DDZZZ ON OV3R-

[11:30] AG: *gives her an unamused stare*

[11:30] AG: Hello.

[11:31] GC: wow grl th4t 1s ON3 f4c3 you got th3r3.

[11:31] GC: pshh! 1dk 1f 1tz l1k3 STR41GHT UP J3LL13Z or 1f 1tz 4 bug 1n th3 chut3 but cmon! 4t l34st g1mm3 4 ch4nc3! >8P

[11:36] AG: *sigh* It's not you... My last pair up wasn't very pleasant.

[11:36] AG: This whole evening is turning out to 8e AWFUL!

[11:36] AG: I don't know why I expected any differently.

[11:36] AG: I may as well just face that facts that I will forever 8e a social outcast with no hope of ever recovering.

[11:36] GC: oh my gooood.

[11:36] GC: th4tz l1k3.

[11:37] GC: th3 l4m3st th1ng 1 l3g1t 3v3r h34rd 1n my WHOL3 L1F3.

[11:37] GC: ok so.

[11:37] GC: QU3ST1ON ON3 cuz 1 41nt 3v3n gonn4 p4y 4tt3nt1on to th4t cuz w3r3 DO1N 1T!!!!

[11:37] GC: g1mm3 your n4m3 grl!

[11:37] AG: *rolls eyes* Aranea Serket.

[11:37] AG: And you're Latula Pyrope.

[11:38] GC: th4tz th3 34sy on3!!!!

[11:38] AG: You work in security now.

[11:38] GC: Y34H!

[11:38] GC: 4nd you...

[11:38] GC: sh1t do you l1k3.

[11:38] GC: -whoops gonn4 sk1p th4t qu3st1on-

[11:38] GC: -...-

[11:38] GC: -sk1pp1ng qu3st1on 3 too-

[11:39] GC: ...OK4Y SO.

[11:39] GC: wh4tch4 34t?

[11:40] AG: *grum8les* Does it REALLY matter what I like to eat? Do you even actually care?

[11:41] GC: uh!

[11:41] GC: h4h4!

[11:41] GC: 1 dunno m4n!

[11:42] GC: 1 dont know SH1T 4bout you.

[11:42] GC: l1k3 th3 whol3 voodoo d34l 1 gu3ss but uh.

[11:42] GC: not much 3ls3.

[11:46] AG: It's just as well! 8ecause APPARENTLY that's all there is TO know a8out me and all there ever WILL 8e to know a8out me!!!!!!!!

[11:46] AG: That I MIND CONTROL people and STA8 TH8M!!!!!!!!

[11:47] GC: UM.

[11:47] GC: OK4Y.

[11:47] GC: YOUR3 4T L1K3 4 N1N3 4ND 1M GONN4 N33D YOU DOWN TO 4 THR33.

[11:48] AG: I'LL TAKE IT DOWN TO A 8 AND NO LESS!!!!!!!!

[11:49] GC: hoooly sh1t.

[11:49] GC: ...

[11:49] GC: h4h4h4h4...

[11:49] GC: m4n l1k3...

[11:50] GC: you r34lly got m3 good b4b3z.

[11:50] GC: lm4o.

[11:51] AG: *FROWNS, crossing her arms tight to her 8ody*

[11:51] GC: 1tz l1k3 4 pr4nk! h4h4! y34h L1K3 1 tot3z g3t th4t. -1T'S NOT 4ND TH3Y BOTH KNOW TH4T BUT GODDD TH1S 1S M4K1NG H3R F33L SO 4NTSY 4ND 4WKW4RD-

[11:52] GC: l1k3 th3yr3 try1n4 push 4ll th1s QU4D stuff on us 4nd sh1t cuz l1k3!!! w3r3 G1RLZ 1 b3t 4nd th4tz wh4t th3y th1nk w3r3 good for! but w3r3 too good for TH4T!

[11:52] GC: GRL POW3R 4m1r1t3?

[11:52] GC: st1ck 1t to th3 syst3m!

[11:52] GC: 4nd th3 M4N.

[11:52] GC: fuck th4t guy!

[11:56] AG: ... I dou8t that's the case here, considering that the invit8tions were sent to everyone on 8oard. 8ut I won't discredit the 8asis of your claim, 8ecause honestly, yes, that sort of stereotyping is prevelant in all sorts of cultures an*there she goes*

[11:56] GC: -oh th4nk fuck1ng j3sus-

[11:56] GC: y34h m4n!!!!

[11:56] GC: th3y gotz to l34rn!

[11:57] GC: grlz c4n pl4y v1d3o g4m3z TOO!!!

[11:57] AG: ... Right.

[11:58] AG: Hey! Speaking of which, have you ever played a visual novel game called Clannad?

[11:58] GC: th4tz th3 sp1r1t!!!! dont l3t 3m ! uh!

[11:58] GC: ...

[11:58] GC: -nop3-

[11:59] GC: grl 1 pl4y 4LL th3 h1t t1t3lz!

[11:59] GC: -th4t th3 fuck 1s cl4nn4d-

[11:59] GC: m4yb3 1ll l3t y4 1v1 m3 >8]

[12:00] AG: Um. That isn't how the game works.

[12:00] AG: See, it's story driven... And very dialog heavy. You interact with characters and make decisions through those interactions that will lead you to different outcomes.

[12:01] GC: uh. h4h4. soz 1t l1k3. m1l1t4ry STYL3Z? l1k3.

[12:01] GC: your3 runn1n 4 c4mp41gn 4nd sh1t?

[12:02] AG: No, no... It's... a /visual novel./ The genre title is self explanatory.

[12:02] AG: *oh thank god that's over with.*

[12:02] AG: You should look it up!

[12:02] GC: 1 W1LL S33 Y4 B4B3Z!

[12:02] GC: -RUNS-

[08:37] GC: yo l1k3!

[08:37] GC: boss!

[08:37] GC: 1v3 gott4 put 1n l1k3.

[08:37] GC: 1dk 1f you st1ll 3v3n DO sh1t l1k3 th1s but.

[08:37] GC: l1k3.

[08:37] GC: 1m putt1n 1n 4 r3qu1s1t1on.

[08:37] CA: wwait wwhat

[08:38] CA: id ask wwhat youre batherin about but i got a feelin youre gunna tell me anywway

[08:38] GC: 1tz l1k3 4 r3qu3st but fuck1n m1l1t4ry t4lk dud3!

[08:38] GC: duh!

[08:38] CA: wwhats your request

[08:38] GC: w3ll l1k3.

[08:38] GC: w3 w3r3 t4lk1n 4bout r1fl3k1nd sh1t you know???

[08:38] GC: 1 m34n 1 pr4ct1c3 4nd 4ll but th3 most 1 could do w4s l1k3..

[08:39] GC: borrow 4n 4bstr4tus or WH4T3V3R th3 fuck n3rdt4lk th4t stup1d th1ng w4s 3v3n c4ll3d.

[08:39] GC: but 1 w4s st4rt1ng to th1nk l1k3.

[08:39] GC: for 4ctu4l l3g1t R34L r34sons.

[08:39] GC: 1 m1ght w4nn4 4ctu4lly h4v3 on3.

[08:42] CA: i can see about gettin you one that might actually be pretty damned useful soon

[08:42] CA: wwe may be gettin close to our crewws captors

[08:43] GC: h4h4h4...

[08:43] GC: y34h uh.

[08:43] GC: th4tz.

[08:43] GC: p much why 1m 4sk1n 1 m34n.

[08:43] GC: 1 know for 4 F4CT th4t my boss would b3 l1k3 "BL4RHHH 1RR3SPONS1BL3 NOT G1V1NG YOU 4 W34PON, TOO OLD FOR TH1S 4ND 1 GOT 4 SHODDY PUSH3R 4NYHOW" but l1k3!!!!

[08:44] GC: 1M PR3TTY SUR3 1F 4LL OF OUR P33PZ GOT FUCK3D UP 1 N33D MOR3 TH4N 4 ST1CK FOR H1TT1N 3M W1TH.

[08:44] GC: 3sp3c14lly s1nc3 1m not g3tt1ng SWORDY l3ssons 4nyhow!!!!

[08:44] GC: cuz FUCK TH4T.

[08:45] CA: rifles are far superior to swwords on all fronts

[08:45] GC: Y34H 4ND TH3Y 4LSO DONT GO T4LK1N SH1T 4BOUT YOUR MOMO TO YOUR F4C3.

[08:45] GC: TH4TZ WHY R1FL3S 4R3 GR34T.

[08:45] GC: TH3 B3ST.

[08:46] CA: sounds like you got a complicated relationship wwith swwords not that im insanely interested in hearin it but if youre really that desperate for someone to listen i suppose i can

[08:47] GC: y34h w3ll!!!! m4yb3 l1k3!!!! your3 just g3tt1n th3 1mpr3ss1on th4t swordz l1k3! TOT4LLY dont 3v3n l1st3n to you wh3n your3 t3ll1n swords wh4t 4 DUMB 1d34 1t 1s for swordz to go g3t 4ll up 1n 4NOTH3R p3rsonz bus1n3ss wh3n you could b3 k33p1n your cool 4 thous4nd f33t 4w4y w1th l1k3!!!

[08:47] GC: 4 SN1P3R SCOP3?

[08:47] GC: wo4h.

[08:47] GC: th4t 1s 4ctu4lly l1k3.

[08:47] GC: w4y on th3 nos3 for l1k3 4 m3t4phor.

[08:47] GC: sh1t dud3.

[08:47] GC: 4nyw4yz.

[08:47] GC: 4NYW4YZ!!!!

[08:48] CA: yeah anywways

[08:48] GC: 1m gonn4 b3 4ll s3r1ous bus1n3ss 4bout th1s sh1t wh3n w3 g3t th3r3 4nd 4 r34l w34pon would b3 H3LL4 s3r1ous sh1t.

[08:49] CA: fuckin excellent

[08:49] GC: h4h4 SW33T.

[08:49] CA: ill be sendin a drone wwith your neww abstratus soon enough

[08:50] GC: 1 l3g1t d1d not th1nk th4t w4s th3 4ctu4l n4m3.

[08:50] GC: c4n you m4k3 th3 brosk1 s3nd down l1k3.

[08:50] GC: 1dk.

[08:50] GC: som3th1n to put 1n th3 4bstr4tus too?

[08:50] GC: cuz 1 w4s just borrow1n l1k3 1 s41d.

[08:51] CA: oh

[08:51] CA: wwell im sure wwe got a feww rifles here an there

[08:51] GC: 1m pr3tty good w1th th3 on3z th4t 4r3 4ll P3W P3W l1ghtshow sh1t!!!

[08:52] GC: 1 would own 4LL of th3 bon3z 4t l4s3r t4g. 1tz sort4 th3 s4m3 th1ng but w1th d34d p33pz.

[08:52] GC: r1ght?

[08:55] CA: yeah more or less like that

[08:56] GC: w3ll 1m gonn4 M4K3 SUR3 1m 4ll sortz of pr3p4r3d wh3n w3 g3t th3r3.

[08:56] GC: th4tz DOP3 ch1ll dud3 4nd 1 4ppr3c14t3 1t S3V3R4L K1NDZ of h4rdcor3!!!

[08:57] CA: wwe got more hope than evver a gettin evveryone back noww an i wwould knoww im basically the expert on knowwin wwhether a situation is hopeless or not

[08:58] GC: uh y34h PROBZ??? 1dk dud3 my m1ndz 4ll l1k3.

[08:58] GC: THR4SH1N UP 4ND DOWN just th1nk1n 4bout 1t!

[09:00] CA: dont let your nervves ruin your focus soldier

[09:01] GC: y34h. y34h ok 1m good l1k3.

[09:01] GC: w4y good.

[09:03] GC: uh.

[09:03] GC: just l1k3

[09:03] GC: 4sk1n but.

[09:03] GC: 1 m34n.

[09:04] GC: wh3n your3 t4lk1n 4bout hop3l3ss sh1t l1k3...

[09:04] GC: w3 got 4 pl4n 4nd 4ll for th1s? r1ght?

[09:05] CA: fuckin duh a course wwere guna chage in there guns blazin an wwreakin evveryones shit

[09:05] CA: wwe gotta look badass as fuck for our creww

[09:06] GC: y34h but l1k3.

[09:06] GC: w3 got 4 SHOT do1n th4t????

[09:07] CA: if wwe didnt id be havvin us goin wwith a different plan

[09:08] GC: r1ght. r1ght dud3 4lr1ght.

[09:08] GC: th4nkz 1 gu3ss??? 1 M34N 1M P SUR3 TH4TZ 4 TH1NG TO TH4NK FOR.

[09:09] CA: you better fuckin believve it i wwouldnt just hand out rifles wwilly nilly for no reason

[09:10] GC: pshy34h cuz 1ll wr3ck SH1T l1k3 1n bl4ck opz.

[09:10] GC: >8]

[09:12] CA: you play black ops too

[09:13] GC: 1 pl4y 3V3RYTH1NG.

[09:13] GC: not only th4t but 1 fuck1n K1CK 4SS!!!

[09:15] CA: you cant possible be as good as i am but ill take your wword on bein PRETTY good seein as my matesprit sees you as one to compete wwith

[09:15] GC: DUD3 1v1 M3 1F YOUR3 GONN4 T4LK L1K3 TH4T.

[09:16] GC: 1LL T4K3 YOU ON L1K3 R1GHT NOW.

[09:26] CA: yeah as if you really c

[09:26] CA: err

[09:26] CA: shit

[09:26] CA: wwell havve to raincheck this i cant go to my room an partake in this

[09:26] GC: psh F1N3 dud3.

[09:26] GC: 1ll just w41t h3r3 for my n3w d1gz. >8D

[09:27] CA: good they should be gettin there any minute noww

[09:30] GC: 1ll g1v3 y4 4n upd4t3 wh3n 1v3 g1v3n 3m 4 l1l wh1rl!!!

[10:41] GC: H3Y!!!

[10:41] GC: d1d you know wh4tz h3r f4c3 41nt d34d no mor3?

[10:41] AG: If it isn't Pyrope!

[10:41] AG: W8 what????????

[10:41] AG: Slow down, who are we talking a8out here?

[10:42] GC: p13x3s!!!! p4ystubz pomon3y! sh3 w4s clon3d or SOM3 SH1T.

[10:43] AG: Oh right! Yeah, I definitely knew THAT was up.

[10:43] AG: Can't remem8er where I first found out. Might have 8een 8ack on LOCAS!

[10:44] GC: w41t s3r1ously???

[10:44] GC: bruh HOW 4m 1 th3 l4st on3 to 4lw4ys f1nd out th1s w31rd sh1t!

[10:44] AG: May8e 8ecause you're just l8 to the party!

[10:44] AG: Gotta start showing up 8efore everyone else gets there.

[10:44] AG: You know, get the cake first.

[10:44] GC: b4b3z 1 c4nt b3 l4t3 to th3 p4rty cuz 1 4M th3 p4rty!

[10:44] GC: >8]

[10:45] AG: Fine, I'll give you that.

[10:45] GC: h4h4 KN3W 1T.

[10:45] GC: got 4ny d33tz on wh4t 1s th3 D34L?

[10:45] GC: 1 m34n you know sh1t!

[10:46] AG: Damn str8 I know shit!

[10:46] AG: You mean a8out Meenah?

[10:46] GC: y34h!

[10:46] GC: 4nd 4ll thos3 cr4z13s b4ck th3r3.

[10:46] GC: on th3 c4v3 pl4n3t.

[10:48] AG: Man, they were 8oring as hell!

[10:48] AG: Hiding out in caves or whatever? Where's the adventure????????

[10:48] GC: T3LL M3 4BOUT 1T!

[10:48] GC: 1 d1dnt 3v3n BOTH3R.

[10:48] GC: 1t w4s just so fuck1n D4RK.

[10:48] AG: I know!!!!!!!!

[10:48] AG: See, this is why I like you.

[10:48] AG: We're on the same page!

[10:48] GC: th3r3 w4s som3 p sl1ck h1llz for bo4rd1n on but 1t w4s just too l444m3.

[10:50] AG: Soooooooo lame!

[10:50] AG: We can come up with our own stuff that's 8 times 8etter than that place could ever 8e.

[10:50] GC: h4h4 S3R1OUSLY.

[10:50] GC: 1 wond3r wh3r3 w3r3 dropp1n off 4t n3xt.

[10:51] GC: 1 m34n 41nt g3tt1n my hop3z up TOO much.

[10:51] GC: >8P

[10:51] AG: All I've gotta say is that it 8etter 8e somewhere cooler!!!!!!!!

[10:51] AG: Hopefully with somewhere we can scout out for treasure.

[10:52] GC: wh4tch4 th1nk of your n3w p4d btdubz?

[10:53] AG: I mean, it's pretty cool I guess. I like not having to walk down the hall for the fucking 8athroom!

[10:53] GC: y34h but...

[10:53] GC: you b33n not1c1ng som3 W31RD SH1T 1n th3r3?

[10:54] GC: 1 m34n 1 got ON3 th1ng th4tz pr3tty sl1p.

[10:55] GC: 1 got 4 fuck1n C4M3R4.

[10:56] AG: You saw my room!!!!!!!!

[10:56] AG: The weird picture of the cat? And all those dum8 hats!

[10:56] GC: oh y34h!

[10:56] GC: 1 gott4 do som3th1ng w1th th1s c4m though.

[10:56] GC: 1tz pr3tty SW33T.

[10:57] GC: l1k3 som3on3 p4y3d 4 sh1tlo4d for 1t!

[10:57] AG: Seriously?

[10:57] AG: Does it have any pictures on it?

[10:57] GC: n4h 1 dont th1nk so.

[11:04] AG: Did you check????????

[11:04] AG: There could 8e some good stuff in there!

[11:05] GC: 1 m34n 1 d1dnt CH3CK ch3ck but 1dk how good th3 stuff could b3.

[11:05] GC: wh4t 1f l1k3.

[11:05] GC: l1z4rds took p1cz.

[11:05] GC: of.

[11:05] GC: ...

[11:05] GC: nud3z.

[11:05] AG: Gross!!!!!!!!

[11:06] AG: Who would want to see naked scaley people? Not me!

[11:07] GC: PROBZ OTH3R SC4LY P33PZ?

[11:07] GC: JUST S4Y1N.

[11:07] GC: ...

[11:07] GC: ok.

[11:07] GC: 1m4.

[11:07] GC: 1m4 ch3ck.

[11:08] AG: Yeah, go check!

[11:08] GC: vr1s.

[11:08] GC: dyou know wh4t 1 s33?

[11:08] AG: What?

[11:08] GC: 1 s33 B1RDZ.

[11:08] GC: NOTH1N BUT B1RDZ.

[11:08] GC: L1K3.

[11:08] GC: THR33 HUNDR3D P1CTUR3Z OF B1RDZ.

[11:08] AG: Are you fucking kidding me?

[11:08] AG: Delete them!!!!!!!!

[11:10] GC: 1m s3r1ous!

[11:10] GC: th1s l1z4rd w4s l1k3!

[11:10] GC: W4Y 1nto b1rd w4tch1ng!

[11:10] GC: mor3 comm1tt3d th4n 4NYON3 1v3 3v3r s33n b4!

[11:10] AG: Well, they're dead now.

[11:11] AG: Not like it matters anymore!

[11:11] AG: How much would that suck? Dying and all anyone has left of you is 300 pictures of stupid 8irds.

[11:11] AG: And no one gives a fuck.

[11:13] GC: h4h4...

[11:13] GC: y34h.

[11:13] GC: you 3v3r TH1NK 4bout th4t?

[11:13] GC: 1 m34n w3 m1ght l3g1t D13 on th1s fuck1n sh1p.

[11:13] GC: l1k3 how sh1tty would th4t b3?

[11:13] AG: No! Why would I need to think a8out that?

[11:13] AG: I'm not going to die.

[11:15] GC: uhhh.

[11:15] GC: 3V3RYON3 d13z b4b3z.

[11:15] GC: 3v3ntu4lly!

[11:15] GC: unl3ss your3 4 fr4nk3nst31n?

[11:15] AG: Not here, anyway!

[11:15] GC: but 1m p sur3 th4t guy l1k3.

[11:16] AG: I'm not going to die on this ship.

[11:16] GC: burn3d h1ms3lf 4l1v3 or som3th1n c4us3 of th3 tr4g3dy of hum4n1ty or wht3vz.

[11:16] AG: Hahahahahahahaha!

[11:16] AG: Nice one!

[11:18] GC: 4nyw4yz 1dk 1 m34n.

[11:18] GC: 1 TH1NK 4bout 1t 1s 4ll.

[11:18] AG: You shouldn't, 8ecause you're not going to die either!

[11:18] AG: Simple as that!

[11:18] AG: We're not losers.

[11:20] GC: w3ll SH1T Y34H W3R3 NOT!

[11:20] AG: So don't worry a8out it, ok?

[11:21] GC: y34h ok4y.

[11:21] GC: sorry b4b3z.

[11:22] AG: 8esides, even if you do somehow 8ecome sort of a loser, I got your 8ack!

[11:22] AG: That's what this thing means. You know, you and me!

[11:22] AG: Even if we happen to have an off day that we just won't have, we got the other one's 8ack!

[11:23] GC: TOT3Z!!!!

[11:23] GC: >8D

[11:23] AG: So the protection is like, dou8le.

[11:24] GC: h3h3.

[11:24] GC: y34h 4lr1ght th4nkz b4b3.

[11:27] GC: 4nd sp34k1n of!!!! howv3 YOU b33n h4ndl1n th3s3 n3rdz?

[11:28] AG: Everyone on the ship? Like a pro, no less!

[11:28] AG: Want to know something 8etween you and me?

[11:28] AG: You can't say a word, Tules. I trust you!

[11:29] GC: my z1pp3r 1s S34L3D grlfrnd.

[11:29] AG: Ok so! I'm a8out to get promoted. It's just a matter of time!

[11:30] GC: holy sh1111t.

[11:30] GC: 1S TH4T TH3 N3WZ???

[11:30] AG: Yeah! 8asically!

[11:30] GC: oh sh1t!

[11:30] GC: wh4t d1d you h34r?

[11:32] AG: Well, I'm talking with the Captain, and since he and I have connections, it's pretty much a guarantee.

[11:35] GC: oh sh1t dud3!!!!

[11:36] GC: 4r3 you gonn4 c3l3br4t3 th4t?

[11:36] GC: cuz th4t soudnz l1k3 4 P4RTY!

[11:37] AG: When it happens, sure!

[11:37] AG: 8ut it's going to 8e exclusive as fuck.

[11:37] AG: No lame nerds allowed!

[11:38] GC: N4TCH dud3!

[11:38] AG: 8ut you can't say anything until it happens.

[11:38] AG: You just get priority notice. ::::)

[11:38] GC: b4b3z th4t just w3nt 4nd w4rm3d my push3r!

[11:39] AG: That's what I'm here for!

[11:39] AG: Despite having colder 8lood than you.

[11:40] GC: D33TZ DUD3 D33TZ.

[11:41] AG: Oh, right.

[11:42] AG: Yeah, we're talking........

[11:42] AG: ........

[11:42] AG: ........

[11:42] AG: First m8 here.

[11:42] GC: HOLY SH1T DUD3.

[11:42] GC: YOU C4NT B3 S3R1OUS.

[11:43] AG: Dead serious!

[11:44] GC: TH4TZ L1K3 NUMB3R TWO DUD3!

[11:44] AG: I know!

[11:45] AG: I'm a shoo-in. With my experience? Already there!

[11:45] GC: h4h4!

[11:45] GC: S1CK.

[11:45] GC: l1k3 how long dyou th1nk th4tz gonn4 b3?

[11:46] AG: Hard to tell. You know how slow the ship is with processing new hires!

[11:47] GC: tru.

[11:47] GC: pluz th3 d34d p33pz com1n b4ck to l1f3.

[11:48] AG: Hahahahahahahaha! Exactly!

[11:48] GC: th4t sh1tz stuff 1 41NT gonn4 g3t us3d to.

[11:50] AG: Supposedly it's a rarity.

[11:51] GC: not for us 1t 41nt!

[11:51] AG: Well, it's supposed to 8e!

[11:52] GC: 1m g3tt1n th3 f33l our s1tch 1s W31RD 4S FUCK though.

[11:52] AG: I think that was made clear a loooooooong time ago.

[11:52] AG: And that's exactly how we make history.

[11:52] GC: b33n th3r3! 4lr34dy m4d3 1t!

[11:53] GC: SUP3Z F4MOUS.

[11:53] AG: That's how the WHOLE ship makes history, dum8ass!

[11:53] AG: Of course YOU'RE famous. ::::)

[11:56] GC: 1m DOUBL3 f4mous now though!!!!

[11:56] GC: 4nyw4yz shouldnt you b3 g3tt1n 4 sp33ch r34dy for wh3n your3 f1rst13?

[11:57] AG: Pro8a8ly! You know me, I can wing it.

[11:57] AG: I got other shit to do though.

[11:57] AG: Hey, let's hang out l8r?

[11:57] GC: y34h 1ll s33 y4z!

[11:58] AG: 8ye!!!!!!!! <3

[08:51] GC: sooo uh.

[08:51] GC: H3Y.

[08:51] GC: gu3ss wh3r3 1v3 b33n?

[08:52] TG: idk cryin in ur room over polaroids of my butt

[08:53] GC: h4h4h4!!! th4tz L3G1T H1L4R1OUS but no!

[08:53] GC: 1 w4s just g3tt1n rdy to pump som3 1ron or wh4t3vz.

[08:53] GC: 4444nd.

[08:53] GC: soz.

[08:53] GC: you know th4t l1k3.

[08:53] GC: th3 gl4ss3s guy???? th3 PO1NTY ON3Z?

[08:54] GC: H3LL4 GOOD 4t g3tt1n th3 munch13z h4ndl3d?

[08:54] TG: dirk??

[08:55] GC: h4h4 ok4y so FUNNY STORY.

[08:55] GC: h3z k1nd4 got 4 b1g hol3 1n h1m.

[08:55] TG: uh

[08:55] TG: wut

[08:56] GC: UH.

[08:57] GC: OK4Y SO TH3R3 W4S 4 FUCK1N NUTSO ROBOT GO1N CR4ZYSTYL3Z 4ND 4 BUNCH4 R3D 4SS BLOOD ON TH3 FLOOR.

[08:57] GC: SOOOO.

[08:57] GC: Y34H.

[08:57] GC: 4NYW4YZ TH3 ROBOT GOT K1LL3D OR L1K3.

[08:57] GC: d34ct1v4t3d!

[08:57] GC: or wh4t3vz.

[08:57] GC: cuz robotz dont h4v3 soulz.

[08:58] TG: um!! ok so wtf what about dirks hole? is he infirmary?? also what bot? holy shit wtfwtf

[09:00] GC: 1t look3d l1k3 H3R.

[09:00] GC: 1 m34n h1m.

[09:00] GC: 1 m34n.

[09:00] GC: YKNOW WH4T 1 M34N!!!!

[09:00] TG: ughhhhhhh

[09:00] GC: 1t look3d l1k3 D1RK 4nd 1t w4s go1n CR4Y CR4Y 1n th3 s3nsorz!

[09:01] TG: thanks for tellin me but still massively ughh

[09:01] GC: so m3 4nd 4 c4t WR3CK3D 1TZ SH1T but now h3z l1k3.

[09:01] GC: sort4.

[09:01] GC: go1n 2 th4 hospo?

[09:01] TG: he fuckin BETTER with a hole in him

[09:02] GC: h4h4 y34h.

[09:02] GC: h3 w4s.

[09:02] GC: br34th1n 4nd sh1t so 1 th1nk 1t sort4 d1dnt GR4Z3 4ny of thos3 l1k3.

[09:02] GC: tot3z n3c3ss4ry v1t3z wh4t m1ght k1ll h1m r34l qu1ck 1f th3y got ruptur3d.

[09:03] GC: l1k3 no cough1n up blood or noth1n 1m p sur3.

[09:05] TG: yeah :((((((

[09:05] TG: how did u guys deactivate it? are yall ok?

[09:05] TG: u and the cat i mean

[09:06] TG: if ur hurt and not in the infir m i s2f

[09:06] GC: dud3 PLZ w3 h4d th4t sh1t on LOCKDOWN.

[09:06] GC: 1 w3nt 4nd ST4BB3D TH4T MOFO through th3 robosp1n3!!!!

[09:06] GC: 4nd 1t 41nt 3v3n got 4 H34D no mor3!

[09:08] TG: >:(

[09:08] GC: 1 got clock3d 1n th3 f4c3 ONC3 1m f1n3!

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] changed their mood to PLEASANT --

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] began pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 22:44 --

[10:44] TG: it better be or i will heck u the eff up young son

[10:48] GC: 1 got l1k3!!! 4 BRU1S3D L1P.

[10:49] TG: ill kiss it better later but at least the rest of ur money maker is ok

[10:51] GC: h4h4 y34h.

[10:51] GC: do1n W4Y b3tt3r th4n bott4st1c.

[11:01] TG: im gonna check on dirk then scope out that bot then come and kiss ur fist-attracted face mkay?

[11:01] GC: 1t w4s 4n 3LBOW!

[11:01] TG: u took an elBLOW 2 the face then

[11:01] TG: how about that?

[11:02] GC: W3LL Y34H TH4TZ WH4T H4PP3N3D.

[11:08] TG: omg that was a joke son and went right over ur head

[11:08] TG: look closer

[11:08] TG: with ur special eyes

[11:09] GC: 1 l3g1t c4nt d34l w1th your bs r1ght now b4b3z!

[11:12] TG: u kinda are but at the same time im at the infirm so keep ur door unlocked or whatevs cause im beelinin ur way at some moment in time

[11:12] TG: soonish

[11:12] GC: 4lr1ght 4lr1ght dud3.

[11:12] GC: dont FL1P OUT or noth1n!

[11:13] TG: yeah ok will do or try but its good