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absolutely fucking hilarious
I did not see that coming, but I loved every second of it.
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absolutely fucking hilarious
I did not see that coming, but I loved every second of it.

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In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; itās the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldnāt want at a party, but sheās also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, itās very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesnāt curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
Because the very first things anyone reading a legit fairy tale will realize right away is A) there are Rules and B) ignore them at your peril
ā¦okay, now I just want to see baby Aurora being told by Maleficent that she will be a conqueror and a ruler without peer, the master of all Europe, to whom kings and emperors bow and scrape.
ahhhhhh i need
Sleeping Beauty AU with warrior queen Aurora leading her armies across the country to glory and victory
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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āNot only will you be a powerful ruler,ā the next fairy after Maleficent steps up, āYou will be just, honorable, and skilled, respected by friend and foe alike. What you take you will keep, and you will be remembered kindly by history.ā
āFurthermore,ā the second fairy steps up, āAny land you rule will prosper. Under your hand the people will thrive, the crops will flourish, and the stock be in good health. There will be wealth enough for all, with enough left for generosity.ā
With this, all eyes turned to the third fairy, wondering what gift she would offer, what favour could be grand enough to follow these wonderous blessings of power, strength, and prosperity. Slowly, the third fairy approached the bassinet, standing before it a moment in contemplation, before finally speaking.
āAll dogs with be your friends. Even the wild ones. Wolves too. If itās a canine, itās your friend now, yet they will never jump on you, make you smell weird, or get you all covered in fur.ā
āShow off,ā muttered Maleficent under her breath.
Best version yet.
Tini Owens, who wants to divorce Hugh Owens after 40 years of marriage, loses case
A woman who wants to divorce her husband of 40 years because she says their marriage is unhappy has lost her case in the supreme court.
Five justices upheld rulings by a family court and the court of appeal that Tini Owens must stay married to Hugh Owens.
Tini, who is in her late 60s, wants a divorce. She says her marriage to Hugh, who is in his 80s, is loveless and has broken down.
She says he has behaved unreasonably and that she should be allowed to end her marriage. Hugh, however, refuses to agree to a divorce and denies her allegations about his behaviour. He says that if their marriage has irretrievably broken down it is because she had an affair, or because she is āboredā.
so i know that tumblr is super focused on the usa and womenās rights over there, but this is really fucking important case in uk law
unlike the us, the uk doesnāt have no fault divorce. you have to have been married for at least one year before filing for divorce, and then you have to pick one of five grounds under which divorce is permitted
adultery - 14% of divorces, but only counts if you didnāt continue as a couple for six months afterwards, unless the affair is still ongoing or thereās more acts afterwards. fun fact, however - if you are in a civil partnership instead of a divorce, you canāt use this ground at all! really fucking shitty, am i right?
desertion - if your spouse left you for more than 2 years in the last 2 and a half, then this ground is usable. only 1% of divorces are under this ground, however
2 years separation - 27% of divorces, as it requires mutual agreement between the couple
5 years separation - 13% of divorces, this is what the court has told ms owens she has to use, and she can only file under this ground in 2020. this is used in cases when your partner objects to the divorce, shittily enough
unreasonable behaviour - 45% of divorces, and this is what ms owens used when she filed. to quote the governmentās page on divorce, your spouse must have ābehaved in such a way that you cannot reasonably be expected to live with themā, with examples of abuse, violence, and drugs/alcoholism
(note - scotland has slightly different divorce law, as it changes the 2 years separation to 1, and the 5 years separation to 2. no much better, but a little)
and long story short⦠three different courts (the family court, the appeals court, and now the supreme court) have all declared the examples ms owens used to be insufficient
now, the president of the supreme court, lady hale, said she found this āvery troublingā, and another judge said he was very reluctant to give this judgement, and my thoughts on that areā¦.. ehĀ
unlike the usa, judicial activism is generally a no-no, and so both the appeals court and the supreme court have said parliament would need to amend the 1973 matrimonal causes act, which laid out the grounds for modern divorces
which reallyĀ needs to happen as the last time divorce law was updated was in 2004, when the government mandated that if a transgender person was to legally transition, they needed to divorce their partner before they were allowed to. which is itsā own entire bullshit, tbh, and has been repeatedly brought up as an example of how shitty the uk is wrt transgender rights
so yeahā¦. iām pretty sure a campaign is going to start because of this case and the supreme courtās ruling, and iād really appreciate it if non-uk people would raise awareness of this gigantic goddamn issueĀ in our country
She should just declare herself the head of the Church in England and grant herself a divorce oh wait that only works for men
It would seem women are losing rights all over the world.
Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab
A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair
Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers
Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur
Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics
GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y
Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.
so i uh
I really liked this idea
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Imma praising this

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goodnight sweet prince
You rely on us to be good so you can carry out your cruelty, You expect us to treat your intolerance with tolerance, You weaponise our kindness against us, reframe our compassion as our weakness, Whilst hiding being selective history and gaslighting so we have to debate our humanity. What happens then, when the good stop being good. What happens when we decide to fight fire with fire, give you a taste of the poisonĀ you have fed us for centuries, Show you what happens when the oppressed fight back when you soaked this script in our blood, when you are the ones who started this war you do not get to ask for peace. so fuck you, and fuck your civility.
Nikita Gill, Fuck CivilityĀ (via meanwhilepoetry)
Peter Parker would totally swing around the city trying to find pokemon
paulās table readĀ

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but youāre still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if youāre wondering if this is for you #itās probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
Thereās just something about cars in otter space⦠Two young visitors shared a playful moment with Abby, one of our resident rescued sea otters, as curiosity roved between the two worlds!
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please excuse my grandpa in the background but hereās poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
"That's a good dragon."
Grandpa is the best.

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But rly tho why didn't Thea just shoot that guy.