i love ten.

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

what is happening. to my midsection. my god.......... it must be friday

first corn i see tonight

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

imma keep it real with you chief. sometimes university workloads are just fucking unreasonable and unfeasible unless you’re not mentally ill or you’re someone who’s able to be On™ and productive 24/7 (which is like.. no one??) and no amount of “you need to learn time management skills because this is what it’s like in the real world” is gonna change that

And WTF, there were people literally sitting in the lifeboats on the Titanic sketching it. That’s where that iconic fucking image of it COMES FROM, you WOMBATS.

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

thank you

Three bears went through my trash

i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty

The only marvel I know is me

im rediscovering apples and honestly i feel like the babadook from death note, theyre so good