Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

pjack punched my dog in the head and it died

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

do not fall for the propaganda it is NEVER ok to give that man abs

for me personally i don’t think another straw could break my back. i have plenty of straw on there already and i feel great. one more would give me an even number and one more after that could be odd again for all the even number haters and losers. if you see a good place for your straw just throw it on there i can take it. i like the straw and i don’t ever think about dropping it all. my friends call me strawguy and we all laugh !

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.