Food rots because it is evil

not only am i a sexual pervert but i enjoy various wicked poisons

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i miss pjackk so bad but he was always not going to make it

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

pjack punched my dog in the head and it died

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!