Blink and get deducted.

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

*goes to bed listening to the ramones* *wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

*goes to bed listening to Led Zeppelin* *wakes up with the sexiest hair ever*

*goes to the bed listening to Red hot chili peppers* *wakes up wearing only a sock*

*Goes to bed listening to Megadeth* *Wakes up dead*

*goes to bed listening to The Rolling Stones* *wakes up strung out in an hourly motel*

*Goes to bed listening to Janis Joplin* *Wakes up in Woodstock with no bra, and no memory*

*goes to bed listening to Guns N’ Roses* *doesn’t wake up because hey you caught me in a coma and I don’t think I wanna ever come back to this world again*

*goes to bed listening to schoenberg* *wakes up as a tone row*

*goes to bed listening to John Cage* * *

So you remember the firebender prison? And how Zuko kept his bending at full strength when he was put in the freezer box, which disabled anybody else put in there? That’s because Iroh taught him that airbender trick, just like later he taught him waterbending moves to deal with lightning. Iroh was secretly master of all four elements and passed it on to Zuko without him noticing.

#iroh was proof that the avatar might be able to BEND all the elements but, any bender can use the techniques of the other elements to support and further their own native element, because all of nature is connected, the avatar is the truest form of that connection but the failure was in believing that, the existence of the avatar meant the other elements were considered harmonious but disparate(x)

^^^bingo

i can’t wait to be a playful senior

my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

person annoying you? refill their bladder