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I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

Cool supernatural posts in 2013

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

yeah okay ill reblog that

Are there people in Australia?

no

What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you… its like a plant… but stop right there…Its not a plant… its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else… Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before… You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant… So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits