I like the stars

Aries: Wicked quick wit, refreshing and innocent humour, the inappropriateness can make people laugh and catch them by surprise, pranking  Taurus: Dour, dry humour that is hilariously common sense funny, they can also laugh at themselves too and take a joke well Gemini: Sharp wit at the speed of light, wordplay, quips, puns, epigrammatic  Cancer: The funniest people are the saddest too, anecdotal   Leo: Exaggerated, risque and hyperbolic, parodic, hilarious overstatements, caricature, they make people roar with laughter    Virgo: They can be funniest when they are not trying, like when they shriek when they get a fright or jump when they hear a loud noise, it’s even funnier to watch them laugh at themselves and their own reaction. Satirical   Libra: Humour is a great icebreaker for Libras. They playfully tease and they can be quite depreciating, parodic, tongue in cheek   Scorpio:  Catches you completely off guard, ironic, morbid and full of innuendos, they prefer inside jokes Sagittarius: Common sense moving at rapid speed that makes you laugh out loud, pranking and scaring people  Capricorn: Hilariously dry perfectly timed commentary, observational quips, deadpan humour   Aquarius: The humour of a slanted perspective and quick intellect , satirical Pisces: Epigrammatic, can be self-depreciating, innuendos can even be risque which catches everyone off guard

me: 

Earth Signs are the queens of being judgemental.

Water Signs are the queens of manipulation.

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries: Self actualisation  Taurus: Loss of attachment to material desire Gemini: Bringing opposites together  Cancer: Mastering the emotional experience Leo: Demonstrating the will of God Virgo: Dissolving ego needs for causes larger than the self  Libra: Completion through human connection Scorpio: Mastering ego death Sagittarius: Searching for a personal philosophy  Capricorn: Realising their true limitations  Aquarius: Sharing the vision  Pisces: Healing, soothing soul homesickness 

Moon in Aries: Emotional awareness and understanding  Moon in Taurus: Responding to emotions with internal (and not external) resources Moon in Gemini: Synthesising mind with emotion Moon in Cancer: Developing peace in the emotional storm Moon in Leo: Nurturing while being nurtured  Moon in Virgo: Using personal experiences to emotionally support others Moon in Libra: Developing awareness of personal emotional needs Moon in Scorpio: Perishing emotion no longer necessary for spirit development Moon in Sagittarius: To answer universal questions through the inner experience Moon in Capricorn: To understanding the validity of their emotions Moon in Aquarius: To relate personal emotions to the universal experience of emotions Moon in Pisces: Development of universal, unconfined empathy 

Spaghetti: One of the only squashes that has a stringy flesh on the inside.  Has a mild taste. (Aquarius, Sagittarius)

Kabocha: Drier and denser than other squashes. Has a subtle, honeyed sweetness and smooth, almost fiberless texture. (Capricorn, Taurus)

Hubbard: One of the largest in this list. Has a hard and nubbly skin. The flesh is both sweet and savory. The flesh is also high in sugar and mealy so it’s best pureed. (Gemini, and Aries)

Delicata: Has a creamy flavor and texture. You can also eat the skin off this squash. (Pisces, and Cancer)

Calabaza: Super tough rind one the outside, but sweet and juicy flesh on the inside. (Scorpio, and Virgo)

Butternut: This squash has smooth, thin skin. Flesh is dense but creamy. (Leo, and Libra)

Virgo - healer of the mind and body

Scorpio - healer of trauma and self deception

Aquarius - healer of the collective mind

Moon in Taurus intimacy: Being nourished together by life’s sugary delights like cooking and eating together, sharing their bodies, sharing a home and finances

Moon in Gemini intimacy: Late night deep and meaningfuls as the moon rises, understanding each other’s emotional language and the things that can’t be said

Moon in Cancer intimacy: Being completely defenseless together and sheltering each other, coming home to one another 

Moon in Leo intimacy: Being proud of eachother and independently inspiring sharing ultra high times honorable, and gold, and respecting each other through personal wars of self contempt and dependency

Moon in Virgo intimacy: Feeling comfortable enough together to dispel shyness, awkwardness, and trepidation. Somebody who accepts their flaws, revealing their personal idiosycronies and habits

Moon in Libra intimacy: Being comfortable enough together that two bodies melt into one organism, filling each other in, chasing away the empty feelings, unifying as one, being equal

Moon in Scorpio intimacy: A face without makeup and two minds where the padlocks have been undone and their deepest secrets, fears, traumas, memories, and dreams are only accessible to one another 

Moon in Sagittarius intimacy: Free to roam alone or together, trusts one another to fly unescorted and know with faith and confidence they will return 

Moon in Capricorn intimacy: Knowing each other’s history, doubts, and greatest aspirations, fighting for them together and not having to prove anything 

Moon in Aquarius intimacy: Complete acceptance and respect for one another’s independence, private needs, and personal habits, standing unfied, as equal and never intruding on eachother 

Moon in Pisces intimacy: Sleeping together, dreaming together, creating together, using the other to escape with the addiction they have to one another 

Lunar Chart (Moon as most elevated planet, Moon aspecting many planets, Cancer or 4th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Lunar Matriarch. A person here to feel and reciprocate the feelings of others in return. Here to master the emotional experience. A Queen of her residence. A birth place of creativity and feminine power 

Mercury Chart (Mercury as most elevated planet, Mercury aspecting many planets, Gemini,Virgo or 3rd, 6th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Mercury Majesty. A message in herself, countless messages to deliver. Here to use the medium of air as her broadcasting station. A Specialist Linguist. Finds many ways to reach large audiences 

Venus Chart (Venus as most elevated planet, Venus aspecting many planets, Taurus, Libra or 2nd house, 7th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Venus Sweetheart. A person here to appreciate the beauty of life and in that knowledge radiate it to other people. Here to understand the importance of relationship. A mirror of the ideals and presence of beauty inside other people. A walking art gallery of creativity materialised from love 

Mars Chart (Mars as most elevated planet, Mars aspecting many planets, Aries, Scorpio or 1st, 8th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Mars Matriarch. A person here to develop self conviction and a righteous battle to conquer. Here to identify with a cause and stand her guard with certitude. A Warrior with God’s will at her disposal. The conjurer of cosmic chaos for the generation of revolution 

Jupiter Chart (Jupiter as most elevated planet, Jupiter aspecting many planets, Sagittarius, Pisces or 9th, 12th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Jupiter Darling. A person here to develop wisdom through faith, mind, and experience. An expanding treasure of spiritual sequins. A teacher, an extract of divinity from the higher mind. A prophet, a guide, a guru, a disciple, knowingly or unknowingly 

Saturn Chart (Saturn as most elevated planet, Saturn aspecting many planets, Capricorn, Aquarius or 10th, 11th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Saturn Sovereign. A person here to develop profound, significant wisdom in the face of adversity. Capable of reaching the threshold of human experience and intimacy with Divinity in this material form. A Golden alchemist, a potion maker, an old soul. A crone, grandmother of guidance 

Uranus Chart (Uranus as most elevated planet, Uranus aspecting many planets, Aquarius or 11th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Uranus Ascendency. A person here to facilitate unity and the elevation of human consciousness. A spiritual messenger amongst common men. A transmitter of higher wisdom and intuitive functions. A great revolutionary in a loud or quiet form

Neptune Chart (Neptune as most elevated planet, Neptune aspecting many planets, Pisces or 12th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Neptune Heroine. A person here to intercept and soothe the suffering of humanity’s soul. Here to connect with people in divine, universal ways. A Queen of the Spiritual Seas. The awakened vision of ultimate salvation 

Pluto Chart (Pluto as most elevated planet, Pluto aspecting many planets, Scorpio or 8th house significance, prominence of chart ruler) Pluto Progeny. A person here to confront, experience, and transform in the face of violation, fear, and the ultimate truth of life, death, and rebirth. Here to stand on the gates between life and death unmoving and wise. The chosen one of Hades, his Queen of the Underworld. A mastery of ego death that generates profound, awakening knowledge