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i love evan speck so much idk where to put it all

i love evan speck so much idk where to put it all

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again

Why do women hate innovation?

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

Do y'all know how many people have messaged me asking about pretzel bread? I meant to write ‘cheesy bread’ and fucked up. I didn’t believe pretzel bread was a thing, but I googled it, and it is, but y'all just took my word for it and assumed I knew something you didn’t. That’s the thing. That’s my goddamn exhibit A. My life is an absurdist comedy

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

It remembers what it once was

It remembers what it once was

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

she drunk as fuck

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside