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Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

Look, look, I hear you all. The emdash is an amazing punctuation mark. It's versatile, it's snappy. In many ways it defies conventional grammar for a more colloquial and genuine voice. I love the emdash, and if this were a poll on the best or the coolest punctuation, it would have my vote.

But here, we are talking about the sexiest. The emdash is common, overused. The semicolon requires skill. If we're talking sex, the emdash has the tools but is too focused on it's own pleasure. The emdash is rough, when it should be gentle, and cares little for foreplay. The semicolon takes its time. It's clever in it's movements, brushing up just right as to not overstimulate.

Besides, do you really want the punctuation mark that would stop midway through sex because it remembered its duolingo, or do you want the punctuation who would finish what it started first before making its way to the owl.

What if they had a cat in the lab? 🍊

beach episode lol

ik vi and jayce arent actually this dumb i just think the jokes about them only being stupid when they are together are funny ok

viktor loves snoopy and jayce saw this plushie in the store one day and gave it to viktor because it reminded him of vik in goggles

i promised you 🦋

I think it's very enticing though, because Jayce would be horrified if he ever snapped at Viktor or hurt him accidentally.

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