Plant Dad

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

#dear god ive made it to dullahan tumblr

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

I only hear this in whispers now and I’m expecting to hear a plastic cup falling too.

due to your unwillingness to engage with the unfamiliar we have no choice but to abandon you in a snake pit i'm sorry

This is highly yet subtly ableist-coded.

...is that Shakira

that's me! i help you

certified iconic post

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life