an internet hermit

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

anyway *fires gunshot directly into the air above me* i came to the startling conclusion today that i accidentally engineered a fictional situation in which i really do think The Character would be calling The Other Character “kitten” as a diminutive and pet name but it’s so unfathomably embarrassing i can barely talk abou— *bullet i shot up earlier comes down directly through my skull*

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days