Hi, y'all. I'm RJ. On this blog you'll find an extreme thirst for 2D men, my abnormal life, art I enjoy, and my writing. I also reblog anything I'm interested in. #SorryNotSorry
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About me
I go by RJ Mercy on Twitch, Bsky, and ko-fi. On Ao3 and Tumblr, I'm RJ Thirsty. Get it? I thought it was funny.
I'm the creator and lead writer for Doki Doki Digest. All related socials can be found on my carrd.
I'm just your neurospicy NB aromantic friend who thirsts, streams (info & schedule), and writes fanfic and other otome-related content.
I'm chronically ill. Sometimes I'll talk about it because it's part of my life, but it's very normal for me to be sick.
I play mainly otome games. I play mainly on mobile, but also on Switch and PC.
I'm obsessed with the Ikemen Series.
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#rjthirsty deceit and decay - A Gilbert-centric (IkePri) dark fic (In Progress)
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Tempting a Tiger Part 3 - Gilbert/Dahlia (OC) NSFW
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz
Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?
Me: Yes, but he's a cat.
Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?
Me: He's a legal cat.
Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.
Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.
Clerk: You can file on his behalf.
Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."
Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."
Me: What's the medical reason?
Clerk: He's a cat.
Me: That's not a medical condition.
Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.
Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.
"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."
Took the letter to my vet.
Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.
Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?
Me: Excellent question. No good answer.
Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.
Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?
Vet: On what grounds?
Me: He's a cat.
Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
Me: Perfect.
Sent it in. Got another rejection.
"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."
My roommate thought this was hilarious.
Roommate: Felix is going to jail.
Me: This is serious.
Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.
Decided that was actually the only option left.
Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.
Checked in at the courthouse.
Clerk: Name?
Me: Felix Martinez.
Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.
Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.
Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?
Me: I filed three. All rejected.
Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.
Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?
Me: Twice.
Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.
Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.
Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?
Me: You tell me.
Supervisor: This is a data error.
Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.
They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.
Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.
Me: Appreciate it.
Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?
Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.
Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.
For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.
Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.
Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.
Roommate: That's what they all say.
Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.
Fitting end to his legal career.
end id]
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Well check you out, over there, having a good day and all! I’m here to out a damper on it!
You know how Gilly can’t stand even the idea that Yvie is a thing person that exists?
We know it’s because of the gory history that the Klosses have carved out for themselves, but could it also be because of the deadly illness that plagues the family?
I kind of view this malady as fate’s way of course-correction, like trying to take out as many Klosses, through sickness, as it can before they kill everyone (and themselves).
There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason as to who falls sick, and it destroys the Klosses who haven’t yet been killed off by members of their own family.
Have you noticed how the sick ones (Yves’ mother and Gilbert) were never targeted? Fate would do the job until there were none left.
And yet, there sits Yvie, a healthy little Kloss far removed from all of the bloodshed…
I can see how this would enrage Gilby.
Why do you get to go unscathed by all of the crimes committed under the family name?
How come you get to grow up knowing safety?
Are you trying to tell me that it’s fair for you to know the pleasure of easily drawing air into your lungs without having to suffer for it breath by breath?
Fate wouldn’t care that Gilbert is the one trying to right the wrongs of their bloodline— he still has to die simply for being born to it.
Yet there Yves is, the sole exception beloved by fate, the picture of glowing health, toiling away in obscurity, not even knowing what kind of unspeakable crimes his blood is heir to.
But Gilbert knows.
He knows that how he feels about Yves is unfair, too.
Yves was literally created to be a living peace offering, whether that peace came to fruition or not.
But what could have been has never mattered to Gilbert.
What matters, here, is that Gilbert was always fated to be in the wrong.
He was born to the wrong father, who never knew the concept of love.
He was fated to grew up far too soon, bathed in blood.
He was fated to do good deeds and never get the recognition.
He was fated to fix a massive load of problems, his only inheritance a broken country populated by corruption.
He was fated to fight against his own family and forever bear a name he can’t run away from, no matter how many wrongs he rights.
Until fate claims him, every hard-won breath Gilbert draws shall be under the name he hates the most, like it or not.
Remember, the reader knows his true name, and Belle knows his true name, as do a few others.
But to the world at large, Gilbert must, according to his country’s tradition, call himself a Kloss until such time as he is prepared to reveal himself internationally as Obsidian’s emperor.
He isn’t ready to do that yet, and so the sickness bides its time until the final Obsidian Kloss falls.
And still, there Yves stands, healthy, and wholly ignorant to the battle that his last maternal relative has spent his entire life fighting.
Why enlist his aid now? Let at least one of them get out unscathed.
That doesn’t mean that Gilbert can’t hate him, and the lucky hand fate dealt him, on the way down.
Little Gilbert loved people. He thought the world could be something much more than what it was if people were just kind to each other. That, of course, was shattered when he returned home to find his loved ones killed for that very same reason.
He didn't stop loving people, though, as we saw in his own route. He just thinks he does because his future was twisted from that moment. He also put a name to the people he hated, it was the Kloss name.
Unfortunately for Yves, that means he too gained Gilbert's hatred, while likely just being an infant at the time. Gilbert doesn't do anything in half-measures. So, in order to wipe the Klosses out, Yves must also cease to exist. But Yves didn't grow up to act like the rest of the Klosses. What a bothersome little cousin.
Not only is life so unfair that all of this was a struggle for Gilbert, and Yves just suffered from loneliness, but Yves also wasn't corrupted in any sense of the word. Gilbert was there on Bloodstained Rose Day. He knew about Yves being wholly incapable of killing anyone. Just a frightened child on the battlefield. How pathetic. How soft. How human.
How like him if he had grown up differently. If he hadn't had horrors thrust on him.
How enraging. To be so protected with so many sins resting on your shoulders from your parents lineage that it all rolled off like water on a duck's back. Yves has no idea. He knows nothing and does nothing.
So, when Yves asks about his mother and Gilbert denies him, is it hatred or kindness? In that case, probably hatred. Why should he hear about the tiny goodness that the Kloss family had? What has he done to atone for the rest of their heritage? But then, if Gilbert told him of the rest of the Klosses, wouldn't that just be... horrible?
And it goes from hatred to kindness in that he's saving Yves from knowing. He says it's because he can't stand him, and that's true, but there's so much more to it than Yves simply being a Kloss. Gilbert has spent 20 years harboring this grudge, and he's aware enough to know that it's unfair. But things like that don't change so easily.
I only read part of Yves' sequel, and I know the Klosses get covered in there, but even then Gilbert was not willing to be the bearer of bad news. He "allowed" Yves to visit the Klosses old section of the country. He stood aside as the townspeople did their thing. He is, after all, one to believe that their anger is warranted and if Yves wants to go poking his nose into that darkness, it's himself who has to manage the fallout.
Man. I love how complicated Gilbert's feelings are about Yves. I love that it isn't simply hate or love. I love that it is both. And concern. And anger. And hope. And disdain for Yves' apathy. Yves has the ability to do so much and he does nothing. If Yves was aware of his family's past, he would take action, but he's not, and so he lives the easier life of ignorance. How peaceful.
My greed knows no bounds but I think that's normal because who WOULDN'T wanna bag two really hot villains?
I'm talking about the duos really like Will and Vic, Elbie and Al, Liam and Harry, Jude and Ellis. Actually.. how feasible is a throuple situation between these two be? Not just Kate with two lovers, but with all three parties having a mutual love I mean
(And then there's.. Rogerr..)
Hmm. Thats a good question, Precious!
In the Between Out Sins stories, it works out fine, but almost all of the villains get a little territorial when it comes to Kate.
I think it might be easiest between Elbie and his mirror, since they’re so symbiotic in the first place.
More often than not, though, both are open to the idea of sharing Kate, which they allude to all over the place. In one Bond story, Elbert even suggests that Kate fetch Alfons to join in as she touches him.
That being said, they are sometimes situationally against the other touching “their” robin.
Victor has made it known that he has a thing for Will (and Darius…and Liam…and…), but he still won’t allow William to get near Kate.
As for Will, he frequently wards off interlopers, so he might be a tough sell.
If your goal is to make Liam cry more than he already does, you can bring up the idea. He’s likely to go along with it just to please you. Harry might put up a fight, though.
Jude and Ellis would probably be the second easiest. Jude may complain, but you can tell that he really cares about Ellis.
Adding you into the mix would only mar Jude feel more fulfilled. He might seem grumpier for it, though. He still has his tough mobster image to protect.
Hello t-girl who wanted to be a robot when she was younger, have you considered you can be a robot? Get in the mech today, and eventually you'll be able to merge with it entirely~
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The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.
Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable
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Dry humping Ring. Sitting on his lap and just rolling your hips a few times and you already feel him shuddering and gasping as he cums in his pants.
Just keep grinding down onto his balls, sitting right on his cock and he's whimpering and twitching with overstimulation.
Take his pants off so you can drag your crotch right over his clothed bulge. You can watch as he hardens again and twitches with every stroke. Watch his precum leak through his already drenched underwear as he hurtles towards his second orgasm.