when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half


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when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half

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I stumbled on the sneeze flash game from 2009 and I just can't stop thinking about if that was how illnesses actually works
Like someone is sick, they're out in public, sneeze on you and you INSTANTLY get sick. No real incubation period, just an itch in your nose that forces you to sneeze, and all the symptoms hit at once.
There would be no planning for the day after that. One inconsiderate person could immediately ruin hundreds of plans. And then each one of those people has a choice, do you immediate go home considering you're feeling so terrible and are already sick, feverish, contagious, and desperately sneezy or do you go about your day?
I was looking at handkerchiefs online (for fun) and I've just stumbled upon this and a few others like it. I didn't even think it was a handkerchief at first but it's labelled as one... I just cannot get over the size of the lace borders compared to that tiny, minuscule, terribly thin fabric panel in the centre. Don't get me wrong, it's beautiful and I would SO use it, but have you ever seen anything that could possibly be less effective in it's purpose?
Imagine somebody having a dreadful time with a cold or out exposed to allergens, at that point where their nose is simultaneously stuffed up and dripping with relentless mess. They've already been sneezing and they're getting messier and stronger every minute. Whatever they have been using to contain everything and blow their nose is completely soaked through. Just when they think all hope of not looking like a mess is lost, one kind soul has a spare handkerchief. And they're presented with this
h.kam/iya's snz from 夜は短し歩けよ乙女
mess warning!!
will add it to the compilation eventually ^^
someone get this poor fucker a tissue or twenty

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the romanticism of the “just getting over it” period of a really heavy cold — one that, honestly, kind of knocked someone on their ass for a couple of days.
where their sniffles are loose and marshy and constant; sneezes less frequent but snotty. still a smidge of lingering stuffiness, but nothing crazy. which all sounds like it’d be a pain in the ass, and it kind of is, but it sure was preferable to the near suffocating congestion they were dealing with before and the pounding headaches it brought.
where their voice is still a little rough around the edges, their throat needing cleared every so often, accompanied by short, perfunctory little coughs.
they feel significantly better than they had though, so get back into the normal routines of their daily life, finding themselves constantly rattling off stuff like:
“don’t worry, it sounds worse than it really is”
“it’s all good! honestly, you should have heard me, like, 3 days ago. not pretty”
“no, i’m okay, it’s just the last of it working its way out”
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scenario: this really heavy cold kind of wiped out A’s sunday-wednesday, they’ve been on the mend and back at work thursday and friday, and now it’s the weekend.
A and partner B agree to take it easy on friday night, so agree to a night in watching movies. B has some work they need to finish up first though, offering to tidy up the kitchen and do the dinner dishes into the bargain for making them wait. Also, given the fact that A still looks quite run down and easily tired out from getting over being sick.
so B tells A to go get into bed, pick something to watch, get comfy and chill out. both of them know well enough that the dog will follow whoever’s going in the direction of the bedroom, so A will even get a big heated blanket/teddy bear to cuddle up with in the process. B should be in soon.
however, when B eventually joins, A is under the covers, fast asleep. red-cheeked, snoring softly, glasses still on, netflix screen on standby mode from being left idle for too long.
B sighs with distinct fondness. it’s okay — A’s still recovering and clearly still need the rest. so B just quietly turns the TV off, dims the lights a little bit more, grabs a book, and snuggles in.
karoake night, a little later at night, maybe around 10-11. someone is on the mic.
they sound a little stuffy while singing, using instrumental breaks to rub their nose.
maybe they sneeze and turn away in the middle of singing and try to get back on track?
maybe they accidentally sneeze in the mic and then clean it off in a flustered panic?
maybe they know they're messy and continue singing until their song ends? <3
sitting in front of a sneezy guy on a bus.
the sunlight gently shines through your window, coating the top of your hand in it's natural golden glow.
his allergies were [un]fortunately hitting him rather intensely, but he didn't want to let out his full sneezes.
he pinches his nose and stifles his sneezes, not trying to disturb.
but it's enough. just enough for you to pick up on. you'd pick up on an occasional sniffle or hitch as well.
but your stop comes. as you rise to a stand, he finally, really sneezes.
"hEH'TSSHEw!!" you both lock eyes after a moment. he gazes up at you, cheeks flushing a light pink. "s-sorry, i couldn't hold it."
You hand them tissues to wipe their eyes and nose. They'd just finished crying after self pity had gotten the better of them.
HUHH'SHEWW!
They sneeze heavily into the tissue and sniffle sadly.
"Ugh, sorry. Sometimes I sneeze ah-after I cry..."
AAEH'SHOOO!
They clutch the completely filled tissue to their nose and you pass them a fresh one. A new tear runs down their cheek.
You run your hand up and down their back as they lean in closer.
"Bless you sweetheart"
Someone who is acutely aware that their handkerchief is coated in pollen/sprayed with perfume/covered in fur/etc but chooses to use it anyways.
Maybe they have no other options. Maybe they need to keep this fit contained more than they need it to end. Maybe they care more about being polite than breathing.
Maybe they just like to watch you squirm every time they press the cloth over their nose and take a deep breath, gearing up for another sneeze.

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i’m such a fever lover bro. like yes you’re delirious. yes you’re sweaty but you’re shivering. yeah you’re cuddling up to whoever, yeah you’re pathetic.
soaking allergy fits into masks…..sorry that is erotic content
telling a puppy boy who's got a bad cold 'atta boy' 'thats my good boy' when you help them blow their nose or catch their snzs and seeing them turn bright red about it
giving him head scritches and praise bc the poor pup doesn't feel good and feeling him fill the tissue in your hands. His nose is still drippy and wet though
"Hey, I'm, uh, not feelin' too hot..."
"On the contrary, you're burning up."
HAPPY PRIDEEEEE
Here’s some lesbian snz play
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someone who doesn’t realise just how heavy their cold has become until they’re bent over doing work, or perhaps reading, and their nose starts to drip.
I absolutely adore Cherry! The finger under the nose pose made me think: if she was ever in a position where she needed to stifle or minimize any possible mess, how would she go about doing it? Pinching her nose probably wouldn’t work quite as well as with the average person, so through sheer willpower?
That’s what a handkerchief would be for- if she has one on her!
Her other tactic is just to smush both hands up against her snout, and hope for the best!
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...and unless she’s been teased for a while, the mess from her sneezes is usually minimal!
usually.
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