No Rain, No Flowers

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

The emphasis Homer put on “*my* thoughts” implies that he heard Skinner as well, and that telepathy is passed down the patriarchal Simpson line

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series

LMAO

when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog

Im going to lose my goddamn mind

LMAO bitch it’s someone elses recipe copy and pasted onto the internet, it makes no money story or not, fuck off. Lads, in order to skip the bullshit, ctrl+f and then type in the name of an ingredient, it should whiz you right past the fuckshit and into the recipe

that oldest sister feel when you just accept that any task not deliberately directed at someone in particular is going to be your responsibility

I can’t stop laughing at this

i had a dream i put some mcdonalds french fries in my pocket and when i went to grab them and they had transformed into a box of marlboro cigarettes. nice fucking symbolism dream banksy i just wanted a snack