The Infinitesimal Records

ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

it’s fuckin wiggly wednesday

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

Showrunners have GOT to start naming their shows again what the FUCK do you mean there's a show just called FROM??? FROM???? WE CAN'T EVEN GET NOUNS ANYMORE YOU HAD TO USE A PREPOSITION???

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig