can i nap now

‘Party with Cardi 2024’

check in on your nemesis! make sure theyre doing poorly in these trying times

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

*speaks only in half sentences and leaves the rest to telepathy*

beauty tips from a 12,000 year old sycamore tree

I would not have all these worries had I been born a goat

i never listened to one direction but i always found it funny that they had a member named harry AND another member named larry. just rhyming bros

oh okay

guys you’re never gonna believe what i just learned from a quick google search

someone come feed me poison mushrooms i need to settle down a little 

quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking a turn about the room”

This explains so much about Jane Austin novels because they really DIDNT leave the house much

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*