Falcon of Mat'Selesnya

I’ll let the spies in the family know to watch out for a person of that description. I have lenses basically everywhere, so I may be able to find him pretty easily.

If he comes to Ravnica and likes to take things apart, he'll probably talk to the Izzet! In which case, I know people there (I make some components for them that store magic) and I'll ask around if they've seen him!

Hey, it's really important for Keira to get 50,000 signatures on this petition before her court date in early April 2025. Please sign if you haven't already to help a mother and a people stand up to colonialism and for indigenous rights.

It's just been happening for a long time. I was more concerned when I was younger before I joined Simic. Had a few years of peace during my first marriage, they didn't wanna mess with someone from Orzhov. Price of being on my own is making sure I have security.

Ouch yeah, either way I'm glad you have your security handled(?)

She very much does. The traps are remarkable. And it’s underwater, so that helps. Very efficient.

... We have assassins?

I have been hearing word that the ol' Niv is gathering the guildleaders. I'm not even sure who that exactly is for every guild these days, but Borborygmos has received some messengers, and I've heard rumors from other guilds. Hopefully it's not another invasion.

I wonder how long it'll take to find out. I know that Borborygmos isn't likely to tell the Zhur-Taa.

There was news of summons to the guildmasters. Wonder who will show up for the House. Do you know anything @average-ravnican ?

There's no way it would be an invasion! They haven't blockaded any of the Omenpaths, for instance, and- you know how planeswalking leaves that kind of ozone-y WHOOMPH aura behind, like the magic in the air is being displaced? I haven't felt any of that! Besides, who even would be invading?

As someone from a plane where there are proper oceans... the most Ravnica has is lakes. And swamps. And underground water. Works fine for blue mana, but it's not a beach, you know?

I wouldn’t call the Dimir a dark force, but we do consort with almost everyone and everything. That’s part of our job. As far as demons, lich-lords, and bone hoarders go, we mainly deal with the Necrosages, which no one is sure what they are, and some specters. Those are the only things our guild uses, and we are not unique in that regard.

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague

And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter was one of the best works of sci-fi of our generation and one of the best works of transgender fiction ever written, and there are world renowned authors who still have successful careers after they publicly assassinated the nascent woman who wrote it. I don't think they should ever know peace.

Isabel Fall is the patron saint of works unwritten and art unmade by a culture that cannot tolerate trans women

I think this constantly and then I get angry for thinking it, because trans women should not have to be martyrs or saints to animate our politics and our art. that work should have been her debut, not her epitaph. I should be moved by her career, not her absence. I could spit.

read it again

The person who was Isabel Fall has only ever done one interview about this, with the caveat it only be done through email so her identity would remain unknown even by the journalist, and it is a deeply upsetting read.

Just almost passed out trying not to laugh seeing how they did Niv-Mizzet in the political cartoon in the Tenth District Times today. SPOT ON caricature and cadence. Apologies to the guy next to me who thought i was choking. :)

wait this one is actually so funny. would you like it on a tunic? i'm going to screenprint it onto a tunic

The warning's appreciated. It sickens me to imagine people who've lived through both invasions daring to extraplanar weaponry for their own means. If I run into any of them I'll be hard pressed to not escalate to lethal force myself.

Inform the Legion of all depots. We have some new fire spells we've been meaning to test on off-plane metals, see if we can melt them

Let me know if you need help! Since I'm under the Pyrology lab, we have some pretty hot fire spells as well, and I have a couple friends in the Metallurgy lab! I'm sure if you let them keep a small amount of melted material for experimenting, they'd be happy to help melt things down!

Standing orders are to send the izzet a single sample of each type of weapon

Gee I'm glad I just missed this!

Yeesh. No plane has problems like Ravnica has problems. Are you all sure you don't have some kind of extraplanar trouble attraction beacon hidden somewhere? You know, like the planeswalker beacon the dragon guy had, but for trouble.

So the same thing?

Pretty sure that's the former guildpact

I find the way some people delegate the term "in love" to describe romantic love exclusively to be deeply unserious. Like man my platonic & familial relationships are the most intense loves I've ever had. I'm in love with my best friends & with my family & with the spider on my balcony & with the way the windows of apartments catch the sunset. Romance is just another way to love something can we stop pretending it's somehow deeper or more intense than all other loves