Ask Khali Lineslinger

Anyway, did you know that Kor don't have bones?

Anyways, hi, I'm Zynni! I'm a gorgon from the Golgari... well, what was the Golgari. I've been going about the Undercity for a while now and finding new places and things. And nowadays, there's so many new parts of the Undercity to explore. Crypts, fun mosses, weird portal things, and artifacts like this! I can't wait to see who is on here. If you all want to ask anything, or just talk, I'd love to!

What was that you mentioned about portal things?

nobody on Ravnica has ever seen a beach before? There have gotta be oceans here, right?

nobody on Ravnica has ever seen a beach before? There have gotta be oceans here, right?

Khalia proceeds to grab Voodoo Dolls of Judith and Hekara and smushes them together making kissy noises

I will not apologize to Judith because she is still a bitch and it was funny

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

Plus, now I dont have to worry about being attacked by Scute Bug swarms when Im sleeping, and boy is that nice

You're wrong on one count, though—the lithomancer, Nahiri. She's alive. I tried to speak with her after the invasion. She attacked. I left. The experience didn't teach me much.

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

Plus, now I dont have to worry about being attacked by Scute Bug swarms when Im sleeping, and boy is that nice

You're wrong on one count, though—the lithomancer, Nahiri. She's alive. I tried to speak with her after the invasion. She attacked. I left. The experience didn't teach me much.

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

Plus, now I dont have to worry about being attacked by Scute Bug swarms when Im sleeping, and boy is that nice

THERE IS A CAT LOOSE IN THE BASE AND IT'S NOT FRIENDLY

what if copied food somehow starts the next phyrexia yknw, can never be careful enough

I'm sure it'll be safe, give it a try and tell us how it goes!

I guess I should probably explain my whole deal, huh? So, I'm originally a Zendikar girl (Makindi, though you guys probably have no idea where that is, do you?) Shortly after the Invasion I swung through an Omenpath and got stuck here on Ravnica. Heard about some kinky cultists, and it turns out they weren't as bad as everyone made them out to be (or at least most aren't). Turns out that introducing them to Kor bondage techniques must have gotten me on their good side, because somehow they ended up promoting me and now I run things here in the Third District. So, if you wanna ask anything, go ahead.

Also what is this bondage you speak of I'm always curious about the skills of people's from around the multiverse.

As for what bondage is...uhh...how old are you again?

As for my age I think id be equivalent to a human 19 why do you ask?

Look, the point is: welcome to the multinet. Enjoy