when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

women are simply more important than men

Age regressing to 22

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

crazy that no one has posted that one football gif on tumblr yet

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

These mfers calling each other larpers nonstop like it doesn’t mean something else entirely with the same kind of brainless poise that led to a generation to misappropriate “POV” to mean “a video”.