Jane Prentiss Understudy

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

girls don’t want flowers, girls want to see masked men do the head tilt.

Okay first you're gonna wanna find some hobbits

researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass

"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

"lezzing out" so to speak with the angel girl who gave herself a concussion flying into my window. I've been teaching her how to play skyward sword on the switch

smh i cant believe youre not using the wii version

I'm not making a girl with a concussion use wii motion controls that's mean

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave