Iron Age Understanding Of Technology

i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

no more maid kink under communism. get your jumpsuit and PPE on comrade youre a janitor under the ministry of public sanitation now

all good things come in strange tesseracts

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

starmer's crashing at my place for a bit. sleeps on the rug but it's soft. sad state of things but I can't just turn the last known descendant of the emperor out on the cold and wet street

someone (and I'm not singling anyone out here I just don't want it happening again) has been drinking out of the fucking hose and not coiling it up after and I've had it about up to here

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

I'm a 27 year old man and I got hanahaki disease because they fired the clerk I like at the vape store