Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

omg do u all remember the 2nd time louis theroux interviewed rob black (in twilight of the porn stars) & he (rob black) was sweating & looked like he’d done 7 grams of blow & was talking about the future of porn being parody porn & then dropped the pieces of the $4k iron man suit & kept throwing porn dvds about like ‘rodneys birthday blast.. THIS IS SHIT this is jerk off stuff’ & then called louis theroux ‘mr thorax’ bc i think about that 7 times a day & after 6 yrs i still absolutely wet myself & have 111 on standby thinking im going 2 have an asthma attack