Nerdy Conundrum

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

Lilo was the hero of those movies and the show. She saved Stitch from Jumba and himself, she saved Jumba from himself, she helped save the planet, she helped save all the experiments, she helped Jumba and Pleakley find a loving home and be part of a family. Lilo had a perfect balance of “do no harm but take no shit.”

some basic no good bastard wrote an entire article on Forbes saying Amazon should replace libraries and I don’t think he’s going to survive the day with all the dragging that’s going down, and he doesn’t deserve to. 

When people become sad, the invisible Loneliness monster appears, and long term exposure is lethal, causing several people to go mad. Thankfully, we have the Animal Corps, which goes about sharing happiness all around the globe. Write about the first mission of a new Animal Corps member.

I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

This is gorgeous.

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hey sexualizing kids is fucking disgusting, bodies are bodies and nudity isn’t inherently sexual, ESPECIALLY IN KIDS

Straight culture is sexualizing any normal action your kids do because y’all refuse to not be creepy about your views on sex.