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if that’s a problem i’ll stop answering them 2 🙂

i cringe so hard when ppl use this emoji it’s like watching 50yos navigating facebook

never seen it

file under ‘kinky or threat’

u do realise as an adult u could wish ur time away doing more pleasurable things than sending anons on tumblr

why would i wanna be near ur kids tho

actually it was! we had a blast together & are looking forward 2 living apart now & starting a new chapter of our friendship. thanks!

omg no! that’s not why i don’t have a pup, i love puppies but it’s harder work than having a baby initially (imo & experience of looking after both) w/ how much training & love & attention & routine they need (especially as i’m a GSD girl & a strict owner). i wouldn’t be able 2 work away or take overnight bookings or even longer bookings as u can’t just leave a puppy caged for 5 hrs while u S the D & no incalls & everything getting chewed & scratched up & safety precautions etc so it would be quite selfish of me (even if i got a pet friendly place bc if my lease was up or i had 2 move & i couldn’t find another pet friendly apartment or house that i liked then what) i’m v impulsive but when it comes to animals & children my protection instinct kicks in hard & overrides a lot of poor decision making & even some mental illness stuff. i.e. when i’ve had kids in my care, no matter if i can’t feed or dress myself in a depressive state, i can always drag my ass out of bed 2 make food & bathe & wash hair & wipe snot & take them 2 nursery or school & play etc but those are things i had 2 do & obviously housing a dog would be 100% my own choice & a super selfish one. still gonna play w/ every friendly pup i meet though & am members of GSD groups & breeders & blogs & shelters & wear market fleeces w/ their faces on & collect ugly little ornaments of GSDs from charity shops & car boots lmfao

thank u! my granny used 2 say i was like a lil spider catching ppl in my web but i’m just a clusterfuck of stolen peep show quotes, manic energy, & the time i went 2 france on a megabus 2 try & join the french foreign legion, got bored of that ‘idea’ & then flew 2 stockholm & tried 2 break into the ABBA museum @ 4am w/ a 50yo swedish drunk who was banned for life, a famous polish criminal & an empty bottle of akvavit. i’d like 2 say i’ve matured & stopped doing stupid stuff but my life is just me making bad decisions while somehow guiding everyone else i make contact w/ effortlessly & joyfully through - relieving their mental health symptoms & probably absorbing them in2 my own brain. but thank u! i’ve been supporting a lot of ppl through extreme mental illness, drug withdrawal, relapse, addiction, csa trauma & a bunch of other horrible things so i’ve been bearing the brunt of a lot of frustration, anger, illness, stress etc & i’ve kinda struggled 2 not take it personally this month (it’s a super sore/sensitive month for me anyway) so hello yes i will take that compliment from a shy stranger on the internet humbly 2night

a couple illegally adopted me yesterday & then gave my number 2 a spanish chef i was talking w/. he called me 2day & asked if i’d like 2 walk his chocolate lab in2 the town for food but i had a huge family emergency & ended up blurting everything out & crying on the phone & having a panic attack #hotdate he told me he’d wait a trillion yrs for a first date from me & i told him it wasn’t going 2 happen & apologised & he said i could still walk his dog anytime i needed a break from humans & said i radiated light & honesty & the more i think about it the more i think i told him i was a descendant of finnish nobility & related 2 the royal family. 2day has been absolute hell & it’s gonna get harder & i had a panic attack writing this & am semi paralysed w/ fear but if u can’t smile over tricking men in2 pretending their interested in the finnish civil war so they can tap the booty then when can u

tw: i look french

lol @ the though of me being “bullied” on the internet

imagine being so pressed that i have a life & don’t answer every single 50 anons i get daily

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