hey. shh. don't.

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

then explain mum

mother uf me

I just spit through my nose

master has snatched dobbys wig

are people who believe the word “straight” was created to “slur heterosexuals” somehow not aware of the extremely prevalent meaning of “straight” in the past to mean clean, proper, not on drugs, not involved in crime, not “bent” (used to mean gay), just a normal, respectable dude on a correct life path… like that’s what people meant when they said “he’s straight” before it became almost exclusively a sexual orientation term. they just meant he’s normal 

however, I do think we as a community should come up with some terms to slur heterosexuals

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

that dumb thot michael bay really ruined megan foxs career and i just let him :( what was I doing?? graduating 5th grade like some fool

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

I’ve watched this too many times

why does the burger king app have quests

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

You sound neurotypical.

ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck

Hopefully this treasure doesn’t get marked as explicit