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@ominous-signs I feel like this sign would be more accurate if it said "AREA WILL BE KEPT CLEAR"
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I don't see what the-- oh gosh
certified door post
@ominous-signs I feel like this sign would be more accurate if it said "AREA WILL BE KEPT CLEAR"
Official ominous sign
What is this place?

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen
I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.
Why are two of the accounts deactivated.
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:
imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups
*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??
Hello I would like to add to the confusion:
That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)
⬆️ morning glory
was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,
does "God" have a penis?
surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this
stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY
Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.
thank you it did not!
average churchtian nonsense be like:

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I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
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How does this always appear in June specifically?
Is Jean-Luc Picard technically a horse girl?
Finally watched the bisexual sky Star Trek episode
if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake
TRUCK
was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god
if your without and
you put nuts on it I don’t
make the rules snowflake
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
One of the bumper stickers of all time

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NEW HAMPSHIRE LIBERTARIAN PARTY DISAFFLIATED FROM NATIONAL LIBERTARIAN PARTY 🥳
Hold on this is awesome. Stupid little waa waaa nazi boys are trying to raise money to get the state (whose power they actively deny and seek to dismantle in favor of their own 1% capitalist serfdoms) to punish the national libertarian party for the disaffiliation
As someone who was literally in the Teller's Pit at Grand Rapids, and bore witness to every crazy moment and ridiculous stunt the New Hampshire delegation did, who the fuck already donated to those un-libertarian clowns?!? 😭
I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.
Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks
Oh my god
Based baku for eating the nightmare about fascists
This certainly seems to be some sort of noosperic phenomenon...
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
skillet issue
why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph
compelling argument
what does this say about victor hugo
no he was just french
R.R Tolkien?
autistic infodumping
Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
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The Pentagon on Friday released a first batch of previously secret files documenting reported sightings of unidentified flying objects -- so
The Pentagon on Friday released a first batch of previously secret files documenting reported sightings of unidentified flying objects -- some as far back as the 1940s -- a move sought for decades by some Americans.
"These files, hidden behind classifications, have long fueled justified speculation -- and it's time the American people see it for themselves," Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said in a statement.
More than 160 files were released Friday on the website of the Defense Department, which officially refers to UFOs as "Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena," or UAPs.
One file -- from December 1947 -- contains a series of reports on "flying discs."
An Air Force intelligence report -- marked "top secret" -- from November of the following year features information on reported sightings of "unidentified aircraft" and "flying saucers."
And another file documents a 2023 incident in which three teams of federal law enforcement special agents independently described "seeing orange 'orbs' in the sky emit/launch smaller red 'orbs.'"
President Donald Trump directed US federal agencies in February to begin identifying and releasing government files related to UFOs and aliens, saying the move was "based on the tremendous interest shown."
The Republican president also claimed the same day he issued the release order that one of his Democratic predecessors, Barack Obama, had revealed "classified" information in viral podcast remarks about the existence of extraterrestrial life.
"They're real, but I haven't seen them and they're not being kept in... Area 51," Obama told host Brian Tyler Cohen, referring to the top-secret US military facility in Nevada at the heart of many UFO conspiracy theories.
Trump told reporters at the time that Obama "gave classified information, he is not supposed to be doing that," while saying of his own beliefs: "I don't know if they are real or not."
No evidence has been produced of intelligent life beyond Earth.
Interest in UFOs has been renewed in recent years as the US government probed numerous reports of seemingly supernatural aircraft, amid worries that adversaries could be testing highly advanced technologies.
In March 2024, the Pentagon released a report saying it had no proof that UAP were alien technology, with many suspicious sightings turning out to be merely weather balloons, spy planes, satellites and other normal activity.
This seems to be the only post on Tumblr covering the file drop, so I'm reblogging it to share something I found in the files:
In the file detailing various accounts including the flying disks one, there's an account from Idaho in 1949 from an Airport Manager that is extremely detailed, with a 7 strong v-shaped squadron of delta wing shaped aircraft doing 600 MPH at 10,000 ft
I highly encourage y'all to check it out for yourself - file name is "342_HS1-416511228_319.1 Flying Discs 1949", the specific report is on Page 29.
Update: found this post by another Tumblr user, showing video of some sort of craft with octagonal symmetry...
https://www.tumblr.com/kaijuno/816066030577336320/im-an-astrophysicist-i-have-reviewed-hundreds?source=share
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