Common [Couch] Tater

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

i hate when you wake up early by accident and then don’t go back to sleep right away & your body is like “oh we’re up? time to get up?” and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. i’m not up yet

Making a contract with the devil (my hot bowl of soup) as I carry it from microwave to table. I give up something dear to me (unburned fingers), and in exchange I get a boon (hot soup)

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

I feel like if you hear an ad for an innocuous thing once or twice on some web based media it's whatever but if you hear an ad for the thing on literally every single video essay/podcast/whatever it's immediately suspicious. Where did you get all that money and why are you selling this so aggressively.

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

Cooping them up too long is actually how you end up with 60 to 70 thousand dead geese when they finally get out again.

I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious

My biggest tinfoil hat conspiracy that I believe with my whole chest and will NOT be convinced otherwise is that a significant portion of modern queer community infighting is a scheme by Big Homophobia to weaken us from the inside and it pisses me off sm that it’s working

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

I took my wife's chosen name that she sort of made up, but it's close to some existing names. It's maybe possible that someone else has it (I voted for the last option), but anyone with the same or similar name would almost definitely *not* be related to us.