pink poodle club

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

Okay kind of but not really? Most jobs you can get 10k steps in. Cleaning daily can look like 15-20min, as simple as a few dishes or throwing clothing in laundry or just picking a few things off the floor. Cooking daily doesn't have to take long especially if you do meal prep on the weekends. You can spend time with your family at the dinner table every day after school/work and read a story together before bed. The main thing that will suffer is your hobbies, which may need to be regulated to the weekends. Working 12 hour days especially when I worked overnights, yeah you're not gunna be able to do more than work, sleep, and cook food, but most people don't work 12hr shifts. Maybe if we all stopped scrolling on our phones 2+ hours a day we could get things done (yeah I'm guilty of scrolling, set limits on my screen time lol)

Did y'all know that you can express you aren't comfortable with children, and don't ever plan on having kids w/o sharing how much you hate a whole group of human beings?

There's a huge political push to disarm the west. I strongly recommend women look into that political discussion, and get your gun license even if you don't want to own a firearm.

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/