If you're a woman, there is this other organism, called a Guy. And he's stronger than you and quicker than you. This organism is undoubtedly extremely similar to you in most regards, but, for reasons, he's been oppressing you since the beginning of recorded history and even before that.
This Guy developed amazing strength, speed and agency to impose his will onto the world and get as many of his DNA copied as possible. For the longest time, you had no way to defend yourself against him, if he wanted to hurt you… except by pairing with another strong, tall, quick Guy and groveling before him so he'd defend you for you. It was the only option, since the Guy evolved muscles to do all these demonic rituals (and some other unrelated stuff), and since he picked the smallest, weakest women to sacrifice to Baal, you didn't evolve the same muscle mass and had to rely on one of them for protection. Sucks to be you :(.
Oh. This is limbo, right? We are stuck in limbo, huh? That's the place where the meek, pathetic, weak sinners go, while hell is reserved for Dudes.
Oh shit :(. If only there was a technological advancement that, if you possessed it, made all muscles irrelevant. If only there was a technological advancement that'd allow you to send a small, sharp piece of metal flying through the air at 2000 km/h that could shatter bones in milliseconds just by moving your finger. If only there was a technological advancement that would allow a 15 year old girl who possessed it to be a bigger threat than a 200cm male who did not.
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