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okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

one of these doots these boots are gonna scoot all over yoot

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

whatever jiggles your tit man

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

Fanfiction writers are y'all ok?

Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

I love Pacific Rim because they really said "you can defeat giant monsters with the power of queerplatonic relationships and unspeakable mecha violence".

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.