blog title? i hardly know her

completely aroace

gay for rock

gay for rock x2

gay for markiplier

gay for the antagonist of his (headcannoned) twin brother's movie

like he’s seeing him with dark hair and a moustache for the first time AND tom has to do a british accent??

the ryogs universe brainrot is absolutely awful btw

also i totally explained the rgcu (rygos cinematic universe) to my dad :p including the ships and everything. he was a bit disturbed but then decided that he might as well start shipping rygos’s hand with his foot and that it’s going to be the next big thing

like he’s seeing him with dark hair and a moustache for the first time AND tom has to do a british accent??

the ryogs universe brainrot is absolutely awful btw

also i totally explained the rgcu (rygos cinematic universe) to my dad :p including the ships and everything. he was a bit disturbed but then decided that he might as well start shipping rygos’s hand with his foot and that it’s going to be the next big thing

yesss exactly, i’m so glad you see the vision

they’re both having their respective bisexual crises, just in different ways lol

cal is just having a good old sexuality crisis, because he’s only ever been with emily (before the casual hookups, but those don’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things), so he never even though to experiment. and now suddenly, there’s this young, charming, beautiful man that somehow gives him the time of day, and he desperately wants to do things to/with him that are definitely far from straight.

and jacob has experimented with guys before, it’s fine, it’s whatever, but cal is definitely not the type he usually goes for. not only that, but he’s somehow falling for him??? hello??? yeah, jacob is definitely not happy about that lol

and they are both so sure that the next time they see eachother, they’re going to realise that it was just misguided thinking, that nothing’s going on. except when they’re together, they forget to panic about how much they like eachother.

i was so disappointed when i went to ao3 and saw that it was basically empty lol

also queer jacob is so dear to me. i think there’s a very strong comphet element to his character. i feel like the first time he tried anything with a guy, it was more so out of curiosity than anything. and then when he liked it, it kinda confused him more than anything. and i feel like he gaslights himself into thinking that he prefers women, because that’s what he’s supposed to do, and sleeping with women is what he’s supposed to want. he can accept being bi, so long as he can fulfill the role he picked for himself, as a ladies man.

Like jacob is the perfect character for a bisexual headcanon because it fits so well. He's insecure, he's repressed, he constantly hides who is and is afraid of commitment.

i also think that jacob kind of struggles with who he is as a person. he has spent so long focusing on others because he’s afraid that if he tries focusing on himself, he’ll realise that his personality is completely shallow. it isn’t really, but yeah, he has very low self-esteem

and yeah, it’s kind of contradictory, because he is very confident in his looks and his charm and his capability to pick up women. but underneath all that, when it comes to his “real” self, he just doesn’t see anything too impressive. he’s spent so long without anyone to tell him otherwise that it’s like an absolute truth to him, that he as a person isn’t appealing to anyone — only the way he presents himself is.

also when it comes to his fear of commitment, i think he kind of lies to himself about that one as well. he loves to pretend that it’s because he enjoys his freedom and doesn’t want to stop sleeping around. in reality, he’s just afraid of letting someone in to that extent, when there’s no guarantee that said person would even really appreciate him, underneath his carefully crafted mask. that’s why he latches on to the first person who shows interest (hannah)

i also think that this is what could drive a wedge between jacob and cal. because jacob knows that cal likes the bravado and the razzle-dazzle and the expensive suits and drinks. he also knows that cal is trying to win his wife back. so as soon as jacob realises that he’s falling for him, he’s out, because he just won’t risk getting hurt like that.

(cal doesn’t really care about all that fake nonsense as much as jacob thinks he does. it’s why it took cal so long to get good at acting like some sort of casanova, because he cares more about a genuine connection. he also kind of doesn’t really want emily back anymore. he’s still trying, but it lacks real effort, especially after jacob starts ghosting him.)

yesss exactly, i’m so glad you see the vision

they’re both having their respective bisexual crises, just in different ways lol

cal is just having a good old sexuality crisis, because he’s only ever been with emily (before the casual hookups, but those don’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things), so he never even though to experiment. and now suddenly, there’s this young, charming, beautiful man that somehow gives him the time of day, and he desperately wants to do things to/with him that are definitely far from straight.

and jacob has experimented with guys before, it’s fine, it’s whatever, but cal is definitely not the type he usually goes for. not only that, but he’s somehow falling for him??? hello??? yeah, jacob is definitely not happy about that lol

and they are both so sure that the next time they see eachother, they’re going to realise that it was just misguided thinking, that nothing’s going on. except when they’re together, they forget to panic about how much they like eachother.

i was so disappointed when i went to ao3 and saw that it was basically empty lol

also queer jacob is so dear to me. i think there’s a very strong comphet element to his character. i feel like the first time he tried anything with a guy, it was more so out of curiosity than anything. and then when he liked it, it kinda confused him more than anything. and i feel like he gaslights himself into thinking that he prefers women, because that’s what he’s supposed to do, and sleeping with women is what he’s supposed to want. he can accept being bi, so long as he can fulfill the role he picked for himself, as a ladies man.

Like jacob is the perfect character for a bisexual headcanon because it fits so well. He's insecure, he's repressed, he constantly hides who is and is afraid of commitment.

i also think that jacob kind of struggles with who he is as a person. he has spent so long focusing on others because he’s afraid that if he tries focusing on himself, he’ll realise that his personality is completely shallow. it isn’t really, but yeah, he has very low self-esteem

and yeah, it’s kind of contradictory, because he is very confident in his looks and his charm and his capability to pick up women. but underneath all that, when it comes to his “real” self, he just doesn’t see anything too impressive. he’s spent so long without anyone to tell him otherwise that it’s like an absolute truth to him, that he as a person isn’t appealing to anyone — only the way he presents himself is.

also when it comes to his fear of commitment, i think he kind of lies to himself about that one as well. he loves to pretend that it’s because he enjoys his freedom and doesn’t want to stop sleeping around. in reality, he’s just afraid of letting someone in to that extent, when there’s no guarantee that said person would even really appreciate him, underneath his carefully crafted mask. that’s why he latches on to the first person who shows interest (hannah)

i also think that this is what could drive a wedge between jacob and cal. because jacob knows that cal likes the bravado and the razzle-dazzle and the expensive suits and drinks. he also knows that cal is trying to win his wife back. so as soon as jacob realises that he’s falling for him, he’s out, because he just won’t risk getting hurt like that.

(cal doesn’t really care about all that fake nonsense as much as jacob thinks he does. it’s why it took cal so long to get good at acting like some sort of casanova, because he cares more about a genuine connection. he also kind of doesn’t really want emily back anymore. he’s still trying, but it lacks real effort, especially after jacob starts ghosting him.)

yesss exactly, i’m so glad you see the vision

they’re both having their respective bisexual crises, just in different ways lol

cal is just having a good old sexuality crisis, because he’s only ever been with emily (before the casual hookups, but those don’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things), so he never even though to experiment. and now suddenly, there’s this young, charming, beautiful man that somehow gives him the time of day, and he desperately wants to do things to/with him that are definitely far from straight.

and jacob has experimented with guys before, it’s fine, it’s whatever, but cal is definitely not the type he usually goes for. not only that, but he’s somehow falling for him??? hello??? yeah, jacob is definitely not happy about that lol

and they are both so sure that the next time they see eachother, they’re going to realise that it was just misguided thinking, that nothing’s going on. except when they’re together, they forget to panic about how much they like eachother.

i was so disappointed when i went to ao3 and saw that it was basically empty lol

also queer jacob is so dear to me. i think there’s a very strong comphet element to his character. i feel like the first time he tried anything with a guy, it was more so out of curiosity than anything. and then when he liked it, it kinda confused him more than anything. and i feel like he gaslights himself into thinking that he prefers women, because that’s what he’s supposed to do, and sleeping with women is what he’s supposed to want. he can accept being bi, so long as he can fulfill the role he picked for himself, as a ladies man.