enjoy this, right now

this is just how midwest america is

amy schumer???

I've seen how the infomaniac fucks. I'd sit on that plastic face.

"what about gay rights in palestine" "what about womens rights in palestine" idk maybe they can work on that once they get Being Alive In Their Homes Rights

The Palestinian Ministry of Health released a full report with names, ages and IDs of those who were killed – maybe at least in part as a fuck you to Western media and the US president who suddenly cast doubt on the number of fatalities. Over 7000 people died. Whole families wiped out forever. It's beyond comprehension. May their memory be eternal.

a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

oh and also there’s gotta be at least one thing they should be locked up for

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding