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Gai, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Kakashi, standing in front of Gai: [bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen] Gai, crying: Please...stop...

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The first thing I thought of when I found out he speaks Cantonese
DT my bestie Lia I knew I had to get ur opinion first if I should watch or not 😻
There are three types of people on Skyloft.
Those who love remlits, those who rightfully fear them, and those who revel in the chaos 😈.
Sun and her little remlit pal Mia have already committed many (non-harmful!) evil pranks >:)
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Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding!
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the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
Okay, but this is actually kind of genius.
My family has a related Policy called "The Five Year Rule". Five years after an embarrassing or dramatic event happens to someone, everyone else has to shut up about it. This rule was created to keep some of my aunts from bringing up shit from fifteen and twenty years ago at family dinners.
So if you need to set a statute of Limitations: If it would be fucking rude of your auntie to bring up at thanksgiving, it's rude for your brain to bring up at 3AM too and it needs to eat some mashed potatoes and shut up.
I’m so sorry but I need to just scream
I LOVE YOURE ART STYLE OH MY GOSH THE WAY YOU DRAW EMMET AND ELEKTROSS GIVES LIFE TO MY VEINS AND AIR IN MY LUNGS I LOVE IT ITS JUST SO AHHHHHHHHSJJFJGKGKJGNFJDNFJ
They want to battle!
Sometimes a found family is your brother, his spooky candle, and your favorite eel dog.
(An ingo and Litwick bonus:)
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I love the idea of the older Naruto gen getting drunk together and reminiscing over past crushes.
And sure, everyone knew that Ino and Sakura had crushes on Sasuke, but there's way juicier stuff in there.
Chouji makes Shikamaru admit that he also had a crush on Sasuke in the academy, which everyone bullies him relentlessly for.
The entirety of Team 7 keep saying the name 'Haku' with dreamy and sad sighs, but none of them will explain who the hell that is.
So many people in attendance had a crush on Naruto at one point or another *cough* Neji, Hinata, Sasuke *cough* Sasuke refuses to admit it, and Hinata throws the attention onto Neji by claiming that Neji only started liking Naruto after Naruto beat him up, which every finds deeply amusing.
Naruto insists that he has wanted to kiss almost everyone in attendance, and further insists that that is entirely normal among friends.
Kiba brings up his puppy crush on Kurenai, which steers the conversation into uncomfortable teacher crush territory. The group is completely split between 'Oh, yeah, Iruka sensei 🥰😍' and 'Iruka sensei?? Really?? 🤨'
Things don't stay that innocent for long though, which is mainly Ino's fault, so Shino, the only sober one, promptly shuts down the conversation and sends everyone home. The lucky ones are the ones that remember nothing from the conversation by the next morning.
I love the idea of the older Naruto gen getting drunk together and reminiscing over past crushes.
And sure, everyone knew that Ino and Sakura had crushes on Sasuke, but there's way juicier stuff in there.
Chouji makes Shikamaru admit that he also had a crush on Sasuke in the academy, which everyone bullies him relentlessly for.
The entirety of Team 7 keep saying the name 'Haku' with dreamy and sad sighs, but none of them will explain who the hell that is.
So many people in attendance had a crush on Naruto at one point or another *cough* Neji, Hinata, Sasuke *cough* Sasuke refuses to admit it, and Hinata throws the attention onto Neji by claiming that Neji only started liking Naruto after Naruto beat him up, which every finds deeply amusing.
Naruto insists that he has wanted to kiss almost everyone in attendance, and further insists that that is entirely normal among friends.
Kiba brings up his puppy crush on Kurenai, which steers the conversation into uncomfortable teacher crush territory. The group is completely split between 'Oh, yeah, Iruka sensei 🥰😍' and 'Iruka sensei?? Really?? 🤨'
Things don't stay that innocent for long though, which is mainly Ino's fault, so Shino, the only sober one, promptly shuts down the conversation and sends everyone home. The lucky ones are the ones that remember nothing from the conversation by the next morning.

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Humans running to the car calling "shotgun" and their alien friend immediately ducks for cover because why the hell would you call the front seat that.
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Kakashi using a spray bottle on any genin misbehaving under his command, his team and others in joint training. Kiba and Team 7 having an angry-fear of that fucking spray bottle.
The hilarity of Kakashi being able to hit these kids with a water jutsu full on and they just shake that off, or in Naruto's case bite at the water stream for a bit, but the spray bottle?
Ohhh they hate the spray bottle.
Gets to the point that Kakashi just pulls the spray bottle out of one of his pouches and all his pups straighten right up. He doesn't even have to spray them. That's the Spray Bottle Of We Fucked Up and they do everything they can to keep it from appearing.
Kiba laughs at them exactly once and Tsume whips out the baby photos as proof that she used to spray him down with the water hose on a regular basis and that he's deathly afraid of a rolled-up newspaper of any kind.
Team seven picking up on and adopting Kakashi’s dog mannerisms gives me life.
Just them squinting at kakashi spinning in a circle before he lays down in his bedroll on a mission and just shrugging and going with it. Naruto has definitely been doing that for years, but thought it might be weird but surly if sensei does it it must be fine. So with 2/4 people doing this, Sasuke and Sakura try it out and find that ah hell it is more comfortable now. So now team seven just does this little spin thing before they lay down on reflex and everyone is just so baffled.
And team 7 puppy piles where they’re practically melded into a mass of arms and legs with kakashi either at the bottom and all of them claiming a part to lay on or wrapped around them like a mama dog with her pups.
OH!!! And them definitely picking up on kakashi and naruto scenting the air sometimes to they all learn how to track. That way none of them can get taken from their pack. Ever. And learning how to channel chakra to enhance scent and hearing to try and make up for the difference.
Bonus: kakashi carrying treats in his pocket for when they do well. Either candy so they can eat it or just straight up dog treats and bones. I’m dying at the thought of team 7 literally just gnawing on bones tho. Like what/who’s are they? Why?
Gets to the point where every time the Pups do something impressive they immediately turn to Kakashi like "snack? lil treat??"
Team seven picking up on and adopting Kakashi’s dog mannerisms gives me life.
Just them squinting at kakashi spinning in a circle before he lays down in his bedroll on a mission and just shrugging and going with it. Naruto has definitely been doing that for years, but thought it might be weird but surly if sensei does it it must be fine. So with 2/4 people doing this, Sasuke and Sakura try it out and find that ah hell it is more comfortable now. So now team seven just does this little spin thing before they lay down on reflex and everyone is just so baffled.
And team 7 puppy piles where they’re practically melded into a mass of arms and legs with kakashi either at the bottom and all of them claiming a part to lay on or wrapped around them like a mama dog with her pups.
OH!!! And them definitely picking up on kakashi and naruto scenting the air sometimes to they all learn how to track. That way none of them can get taken from their pack. Ever. And learning how to channel chakra to enhance scent and hearing to try and make up for the difference.
Bonus: kakashi carrying treats in his pocket for when they do well. Either candy so they can eat it or just straight up dog treats and bones. I’m dying at the thought of team 7 literally just gnawing on bones tho. Like what/who’s are they? Why?
Gets to the point where every time the Pups do something impressive they immediately turn to Kakashi like "snack? lil treat??"

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One of the countless parts of cultural exchange between Coalition species is the introduction of various forms of entertainment. Digital or "Video" games included.
From what we had already seen in their other forms of media and actual history in general, we expected there to be a great variety, including of the violent kind. Still, it was quite shocking to see how many of their games, particularly the "First Person Shooters" had "enemies" that eerily resembled many different species among the stars before they had ever made first contact with us. Though most of their visuals were more vicious and brutal than the actual counterparts, the similarities were still off-putting. The "kill moves" in many of these games were too disturbing though. Their imagination is... vivid.
As we examined and played more of these games, we noticed many of the "mechanics" were very illustrative of Human nature at large.
Tactical games with highly specialized individuals working together in small group to accomplish otherwise impossible goals.
Role-playing games where an individual or a very small team, using countless tools, tricks, and sometimes pure grit, overcome the odds and emerge victorious.
Strategy games where you construct an elaborate and efficient system of production and distribution, manage large forces, and exploit every resource to maximize your advantage before overwhelming the opponent with insurmountable force.
We also tried their Virtual Reality games, but the visual stimulus was simply too much for many of us, and some were simply incapable of playing them due to the forward-facing constricted view Humans have. It felt so claustrophobic, yet Humans sometimes seem to have a greater degree of perception than those of us with literal eyes on the backs of our heads.
One other common theme we noticed, particularly in "adventure" games, was the incentive to be a kleptomaniac.
"You never know when you might need it!"
Was the typical response.
Given their behavior in regards to planetary moons that they've displayed in recent times, that checks out too.
Bloody magpies.