i knew it, i knew you

does anyone like me and want to understand me

MRS & MR TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!

KARMA IS MY HUSBAND

Thinking about “and I wouldn’t marry me either” to finally arrive, by design or by some violent exquisite happenstance… here

the people’s princess (travis kelce) is marrying the leader of the free world (taylor swift) and my heart is so full

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

publicising donations to a whole load of charities close to her heart right when she knows there are a million eyeballs reporting on her every move is such a classic taylor move to take advantage of the media circus and do something good with it

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

People will really be like, “I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift but here’s how I think she should live her life! And if she lives it any other way then that’s shocking and weird to me. Very out of character for who I invented in my head!”