The Wardrobe

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.