autism powered freak machine

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

Something so beautiful about how shipping discourse rarely happens in the deltarune fandom (atleast nowadays) like. Wow. The relationship dynamics in this game are so well written you can ship kris with literally any of their friends and it just works. There’s no complaining. Is this what freedom feels like? such a breath of fresh air. There’s no worm in your ear telling you “ERM YOU CANT SHIP THAT ITS PROBLEMATIC!!” Yk? maybe it’s because utdr fans are all grown up now haha

Noelle, Berdly, Ralsei and Susie are all trans women, luckily for them there are estrogen worlds that you can enter by opening a transgender fountain

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency