I'm The Trash Man

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

@the-real-seebs

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

@cryosession

yes

@renegadebusiness

I haven’t seen @kasaron s addition before

@mbtiguy BRAD THE BARD?

WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING MY DND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?!?!?!?!

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

This knife is actually a magic wand

Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

*cocks gun* magic missile

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

The last one tho .^^^

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

Lmfao

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

The “without me?” outfit

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

The “u got kik” outfit

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

The "I'm so insecure about my sexuality-- no homo" outfit

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

He hides from the monsters. Please learn your facts before your open your god damn mouth about scooby doo