College Cryptids

"I HATE YOU, YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL MOM!" your adopted daughter says slamming the door to her bedroom. Most mothers would say "she didn't mean it," and maybe have some wine about it. You don't have that luxury, you're a mutant. You're power is lie detection. She..meant it. She hates you.

It stings, of course, but you pick yourself up and carry on loving her the same. Last week she was reading Twilight and meant when she said she wanted to marry a vampire too, so you're not too torn up about this. She'll grow out of it.

You are a villain who's powers and intelligence scale based on how much pressure you feel you're under. Unknown to you, there is a verbal understanding amongst the heroes and city leaders to humour you and apply just enough pressure to keep you inventing and not bored.

Mothman tried coffee. He is displeased with the flavor. Mothman will try a different flavor next time.

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga