Siesta With Shoes On

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

I would watch this forever.

this is why you shouldn't swear

You really weren't lying

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!