Siesta With Shoes On

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

almost time to see this classic moment brought to life!

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking